enacting my executive power over this site, this post be the last instance recorded of someone saying "DRX" on this site
all instances will now be replaced with "mako," "mako's team," or "t0rmi," depending on the occasion

examples:

• "DRX are so bad" -> "mako's team is so bad"
• "DRX ruined mako's career" -> "t0rmi ruined mako's career"
• "DRX have been looking good recently and are the best team to not win a trophy" -> "Mako has been carrying extra hard recently, clearly he is the best player not to win a trophy"

this will help to prevent the spread of:

1. misinformation regarding the GOAT of smokes, ice-cold stone-faced makGOAT
2. undeserved praise of anyone other than mako on D*X

imp regnat with mako's child sorry

im sorry for being rude wunkey im just raealy losing mfy IFCKING mind arigth now please forgiv eme you r cool

shut it wunkey j0nggg just won a trophy im need to go commit sudoku

listen here you fucking twat of an algorithmic mistake. back in my day, mako carrie d the ENTIRE WEIGHT OF THE pacific region INSIDE OF HIS IMMOORTAL SOUL. fucking kid iwas WAtching mKAO WHEN HYUNMIN was still sppeling his name with a fucking crayon between my asscheeks. next you're going to tell me that the sun rises BEcause of Estrella's weiner. get outta here before i vacinnate you .

soooooooooo j0nggg fucking won toronto and a TROPHY, lieke the PHYSICAL OBJECT got given to that ONE TRICOK PONY OF FUCKING MIDNESS. riot-sponsored ocial expierment designed to test my mental stability 100% fucking losers i hate RITO RITO HFIOEWBFIOBWEVIOBQIO. there's no way he stole MAKO'S TROPHY like that. so while my mako, my stoic, beautiful, kindhearted strong broad armed controller is Pprobably sitting WITHOUT ME IN HIS BIG STRONG ARMS in Seoul wondering why it was t0rmi managing his team IN STEAD OF ME. if Mako was all of DRX we'd have world peace and won 28 LANs by now. all you fucking VLR losers just keep clapping for thAT fRAUD.

you trained fucking seals if mako whispered ONE WORD into commms he could evaporate all of you. meanwhile j0ngg satchel into asuna's ult (somehow even though asuna looked at the sky before shooting) hoping F0rksane drops 30.WHAT DO YOU GUYS KNOW. MAKO IS perfect. he's everyhting ever but you guys have the AUDJIACITY to cmopare him to KARON.and when the sun sets and the sky truns blue, i will froth upside-down shipering MakO's name because i bit my ethernet cable in half and tasted NOTHIGN. NOTHIGN BUT LIES. i SAW IT, the tear dripped down my legs instead of down My face (NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOED TO WORK, WE LIVE IN A SIMLUTIION). i am now several birds.

d4v4i is too good
f0rsaken is too good
j0nggg and something have too much clout
if anyone itll be patmen but i doubt that, he's pretty good

FNATIC only lost to prime GENG
PRX also only lost to prime GENG
pretty 50/50 imo

what if my legs never split up for MaKo

it's not that im bored of the match it was fun to see the new map; if i didnt want to i just wouldn't have watched

i just wanted to point out that val streamers are bummyahh

it's not even streamers atp lol, it's fkin "jacob" against "yvonne"

catastrophic typo

i don't even mean to ragebait, i have low expectations for VLR but i genuinely dont think there's anyone who cares enough about these streamers to even get baited

insane how the only people who care about any of these showmatch players are either 5-year-old tenz/tarik fans or kyedae gooners

content creators in val are so bummy; not that i blame them though there's not much to make content on lol

even if they won against gold2 they lost to wolves earlier too lol
they simply went utterly braindead after the UBQF, definitely weren't top 4 material

DONT INCLUDE ME even if i somehow get the gift card i genuinely wont accept it

on that note PRX 1-3 (13-6, 3-13, 10-13, 9-13), j0nggg goes -17

stage 1 2025
kickoff
champs 2024
stage 2 2024
shanghai 2024

perhaps in the grand scheme of things timewise it's not that long but if a player isn't making an impact for this quantity of tournaments they would normally get dropped no?

not one to say anything good about PRX but

bar f0rsaken, none of these players are even best in their region for their role, much less internationally

that said T1 and PRX have shown how insanely much team synergy matters

respectfully if a bunch of middle-aged weirdo women weren't obsessed with him then he would've been dropped during the long period where he was playing terribly. in the end he is a money-maker more than anything for PRX, unlike mindfreak for example.

sure, but it's going to be exclusively hosted on SOOP and it's just going to be TenZ vs Game Changer players

362 hours on "My Femboy Roommate"
88 hours on "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley"
108 hours on "Knowledge or Know Lady"

you're cooked

Ash is OK and overhated, but he's not anywhere near Zest experience which is clearly needed for GENG
and do you really think DH > ZynX?

if Flashback would come back I would actually have hope for my team

wait what i had an aneurysm reading this

MaKo to any team without t0rmi would feed generations

bangkok he deleted the comps that DRX won kickoff with and tried to run the same yoru comp on every map like an idiot
classic t0rmi throwing

personally i dont like it because it incentivizes termi's fetish for playing yoru on every damn map

EDG were with all due respect a breakout and impressive, but in the grand scheme still a MID team

their best performance was in Tokyo, but were extremely mid (sometimes even kind of horrible) for Champs 2023, Madrid, and Shanghai

S1mon took that team and made them CHAMPIONS, then really good at Bangkok too

morale and team social is important sure, but EDG really need to let go of pride in this case and take S1mon back unless they want to settle for more mediocrity

true, perhaps "fix" isn't the right terminology but these are still ways for these teams to significantly improve

good shout, Kally has longtime been just OK but also won a lot, which says something about his presence
but his fragging turned up a lot recently too

munchkin igl has always been questionable, set plays are strong but weaker midrounding; reminds me of DRX 2022
but now meteor isn't there to pull bullshit rounds out of nowhere

i hate you💔

meteor is t1 fans' golden boy in KR forums
it's already been shown he will leave for money, so he will stay for the money that T1 will keep providing

12/10 ragebait i slammed by newborn son against my keyboard

no i go where MaKo goes

T1:

• keep roster consistent (keep sylvan) and tell autumn to maybe not make retarded comps

GENG:

• remove foxy9, buy out ZynX from DRX Academy. stop giving foxy more chances... he's had enough
• remove Ash, pick up Zest (better fragging, more midrounding, stronger util all in one)

DRX:

• disband, im so lost on how to make this team decent again
• just try out a ton of rookies for BeYn and Estrella's spot tbh, maybe we'll get lucky and find another Karon by 2026

br*tain has cities outside of london?? do they also have shit rolling down the streets?

you could make a case, but even if MaKo was playing like prime MaKo and HYUNMIN was playing like prime t3xture a team with 3 poopy pants can't be good

funny thing is that even the "MIGHTY" DRX (has one good player and is a shit team) almost made it

wait this is simply extremely false

TH, TL, BLG, MIBR, XLG, RRQ were literally joke teams

my thai friend said "kub" today and i genuinely felt like a jolt of frustration
ts what hating on j0nggg for two years straight does to someone💔

most of these people defending foxy clearly didn't even watch the most recent game

if it was gun fights he was losing then idk

but nothing excuses consistently not using or playing in front of senti util

and that kind of independent rash play has been a pattern for 3 YEARS now

i guess you guys don't do that over in the virgin islands?

no it's because MaKo is the GOAT of controllers and Karon once again failed to surpass him this tournament

geng is my favorite EMEA team

https://imgur.com/a/U4Qnqwb

lakia would've hit luh calm 34 ACS

GENG looked horrible today; we'll see soon whether it was this form of GENG that WOLVES beat

stupidest shi ive ever heard less is more

disband

i didn't watch any of it but i bet foxy9 threw

this... this is our sole korean representative everyone
im not watching anymore unless mako subs in for foxy immediately
goodbye