What have I done to warrant such a reply?

Hey everyone!

I just finished up my PHD at MIT in computer science. During the past three years I have been creating an AI that would give a rating to each Valorant player based on a 10 point grading scale. These ratings take in account every pro match that has ever been played. The program uses an advanced algorithm to rate each player fairly. Not only does it use advanced data metrics it also analyzes the actual gameplay of each player. I have procured a list of the ten highest rated players by my AI, and I’m quite surprised with the results!

Top Ten Highest Rated Valorant Players:

zombs - 9.53
aspas - 8.98
Leo - 8.94
ZmjjKK - 8.93
Meteor - 8.87
nAts - 8.76
zekken - 8.74
MaKo - 8.71
Less - 8.64
Tenz - 8.64

Their hockey is too good to be american

Yall think shits funny, do ya? Well how would you like it if Canada took Minnesota from the US?

Announce Verno as Sens 7th

Stop hating on me and I will stop hating on NRG. Deal?

Nah

I’m not here to argue, I’m here to state a fact. You fill your car up with gas.

They are going to try to silence you, but keep speaking your truths Goat!

I think we check all the boxes. I mean we have the passion and synergy. VLR is also chalked full of lovable characters like myself.

I don’t wanna be NA anymore, USA’s crashout has made it embarrassing to be North American.

Yall think shit sweet huh? We didn’t want to win that game anyways 😂😂😂😂😂

See yall in the finals

I model my game after that shit, its inspirational.

NBA twitter clears fútball twitter

Ok?

With Brawk leaving to go to NRG, Shopify will be replacing him with former NRG players Victor. The signing for both orgs will be announced later this week. Per BoDork on X.

Would yall fw that?

Let’s show our appreciation to all the hardworking billionaires who only want to make our lives better! We love you billionaires!

Real HenBabyHeads know all my alts are perma banned.

Shit got me teary eyed

I don’t vape, that stuff destroys your lungs.

Next time you say vaping is bad, think about the CEOs of vape companies who rely on people buying their products to help support their family.

What? I’m just saying the way his hip sways is different.

Like on some real shit

A Wendy’s Biggie Bag costs less than a gym membership.

Bro has a weak throat 😭

You are missing out on my wise words.

That’s not ridiculous, that’s not ridiculous to say that

You are the ONLY person who feels this way.

Pwease 👉👈

We don’t talk about that year

@H3ENnZ you going to take this slander from c4rrotstix?

Definition of mid

Midsaw man

Steins;mid

Food Wars goated rest are mid

Mid

Mid mid mid

Holy mid

Mid

I would do 100 sets of Bulgarians before EVER attempting another deadlift

Deadlifts are the one exercises I refuse to do.

I’m skinny

I think an agent called HenBabyH being in the game would be pretty cool! What do you guys think?

We fear that we are not alone.

I mean don’t most countries have Amazon

I don’t play Valorant anymore

:)

Bros talking about the past 😭
It’s 2025 big dog

Such a great day