I have plenty more but these are just a few off the top of my head

I’m coming clean, this is a list of all my alts.

• H3ENnZ
• 1243
• cloudberry
• Cabo_
• HenBabyB
• Denjisideals
• aquaa018
• Aayan
• unknown_trash
• Geospliced
• HenBabyA
• HenBabyC
• Bigglesworth
• idkmanwth
• Benjy

1234 is my alt account

Guys isn’t this so awesome! Spread the word!

Wendover W

Aw pooey

Call me phoenix for the way I feen (x) for upvotes

I’m not a baiter nor have I ever been one, I just made this anthem for the baiters out there

I’m a baiter, and that's good. I will never not be a baiter and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Anyone with me

UPVOTES

Who is with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.vlr.gg/417428/why-i-don-t-eat-vegetables

Nidalee jungle

My pee smells really bad

I don’t need to “farm” upvotes, they come naturally

I feel like when most people think of Internet forums they think of a place that is filled with complete degenerates. The time that I have spent on VLR has been a pleasant surprise. You guys (for the most part) are not too shabby. I’ve had a fun time on this site so far, so I’d just like to say…

… W VLR!

Instead of saying “peak was half a decade ago” try to say “I can’t wait to see what is in store for us!”

Never look back unless you are planning to go that way

Well darn

I GOT BROUGHT TO 2025

🤣 get it

What is this 2020 ass comp

Switch raze for jett and it works on breeze

My ultimate, fool proof, valorant team comp (can be used on every map).

Omen
Harbor
Raze
Fade
Kayo

The HenBabyH comp is the certified BEST. Teams like NRG and T1 have started to use this comp in scrims.

We are leaving YOU! Everyone downvote him

?

W

I don’t act brain dead, but thank you!

Bump, just so yall remember

I don’t know what this is

To end off 2024 I would like feedback from everyone on VLR. How was your experience with me?

I think I have too, I gotta lock in for 2025. I’m losing my sauce.

I don’t have one, my body naturally produces an odor that is pleasing to the nose.

Missing somebody important

1 2 3 4 5 10

? I did not miss once

1. 2025 is OUR year (all of us)
2. Sentinels winning champs (obviously)
3. WestJett sucks
4. I do not deserve downvotes
5. Canucks winning the cup
6. Drake won the beef
7. It’s called X
8. Earth is flat (another obvious one)
9. Water is wet
10. Brushing your teeth is useless

What else?

Oh!

Oh!

Mine is to learn how to play the flute

What’s yours?

Exactly, 0 stars = having a life, 4 stars = having no life

I’m safe

What do you think mods! Let’s start fresh!

I say fire

Didn’t you have an Israel flag

I laugh every time I read my posts, I’m quite the jokester

Don’t even mention NRG in the same sentence as Sen

Sentinels obvi #1

Can’t wait! One of my favorite dc characters getting another comic book! Yayyyyy!

I wear cerave face lotion with sun screen added in