Final_Unemployed_Boss
Flag: Canada
Registered: January 14, 2025
Last post: February 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Posts: 8

Lmao I can't relate

posted 4 hours ago

His straft pattern is very similar to every other pro. But the thing is, the guy can literally sense bullets and slip past them. Its more of a intuition, he can feel bullets certain %, then make right strafe pattern enabling him to slide past the bullets. Similar to NEO from matrix, which shows how insane his gunplay is.

posted 5 hours ago

Everyone out here saying G2, Vitality, Sentinels, and EDG. Are powerhouses likely to win Bangkok.
There is one man who stops everyone his name his Cho Min-hyuk "Flashback" (조민혁)
His power to internally ejculate instead his victims is unparallel. I don't think anyone that includes Jawgemo, Zekken, Derke, and KangKang could save them from the cream.

DRX SWEEPS EVERYONE BY THIS CONCULSION!
Unless they are also are capable of internal ejculation technique. But I personally believe Flashback has the best internal ejculation in history of valorant.

posted 7 hours ago

I don't know about that, but I do fuck with Flashback.. my internal ejculation goat

posted 7 hours ago

Real, I think NA is getting ruined from Nepotism. Like think about it, back in the day how the fuck does steel ever get to play pro.

posted 8 hours ago

I stroked my shit to this, legit beautiful story telling

posted 8 hours ago
  1. KangKang
  2. Derke
  3. Buzz
  4. Zekken
  5. Keiko

What are yall thoughts on this listing? P.S. If MIBR made it to Bangkok, I would've placed Aspas right below Kangkang.

Edit: I know Keiko plays smokes now usually, but I feel he's legit EU's most untouchable duelist players when he's on one. Other than that feel free to replace keiko with Kamo.

posted 14 hours ago