none, theyre all shit with cheesy ass jumpscares. you want scary? beat your meat and call your mother to your room just as youre about to finish.

bro how tall are you???

when i watched DFM in lock in i was so amazed to see how bad they played - it was funny at first but then it kinda sucked to see everybody on DFM look absolutely drained of all emotion late into the series. Xnfri looked pretty damn good so i hope to see him find his potential on another team.

team losing against t3 teams
is this team losing against t3 teams bad?
????

north korea definitely safe, if someone tries to rob you you can just blow them from air in your mouth and theyll fly away like a leaf in the wind from their malnutrition.

wtf? do people really put the bezel in the center, what is the benefit of doing that?

wtf happened? I just woke up. can someone tldr the fights

load a single 5.56 round into my ar15 and say "im really gonna do it tonight"

is he wearing a wig where did that hair come from? or am i trippin?

too bad, your execution is set for august 30th

being from NA i ofc wanted EG to win but i wouldnt have minded PRX to win just for jing. Hope he comes back asap.

lost to a baiter lmfao

feeling like you need to be inclusive to literally every group for the sake of meeting quotas. At least thats a part of what i see being woke.

EG 3-1.
Sad day for kinggg

koi 2-0. karmine corps fucking melons.

grim salvo an strawberry guy me likey

ooooh yeah, true true

explain

"ban "L crowd" threads"

-brazillian crowd

they didnt like you saying that...

noob gameplay... just rush.....bazil better teams...

give them some time to get some reads.

you want a serious answer? companies deliberately sell way too much food for a price thats really good. 5 bucks for a tripple fuckin extravaganza burger with, large fries and a drink? sounds like a nice deal. compare that to the healthy options with the same convenience, there is practically none relatively speaking.

Healthy options are generally not at all convienient compared to other countries where you can just go to your favorite restaurant and buy something healthy outright while in america your only real options are to either make it yourself or pay extra for what would be the exact same meal in EU.

hope the other side of the pillow is hot

right, whats gonna be the cope if NA wins? im being serious, need an answer to this lol

meh, ill have to see it. anybody can be "really good" on paper but that really doesnt mean much on lan where the actual playbook comes out.

against a chinese team i think its fair to say that whatever happens in regards to karmine winning shouldn't be anything to brag about. Would be funny though if they dropped out in the first series after scream talks shit to NA for the gazillionth time. guy needs to stop jinxing himself.

feel like the main issue with japanese teams at the moment is that they play "japanese valorant" which is to say that they try to play the same strats theyd play against other japanese teams and find it hard to adapt to how emea/na plays due to the fact that its just an entirely differnt style of game that theyre playing against and unfortunately the style that japan plays isnt optimal.
A massive issue is the language barrier but i honestly feel like best way to fix this issue at this point is to outsource a lot of coaching talent from abroad.

id fucks wit dat, burger king actually having their own org. i can already imagine it:
AND WITH THAT AMAZING SHOT, BURGER KING CLOSE OUT MAP 3 OF THE SERIES

the issue with japan is honestly the language barrier. If you have no international talent from EU or NA who can truly coach you/guide you to play better on an international level then youll never really be able to get much results on that stage. Imagine if chet, the genshin impact playing fuckin weeb he is, knowing japanese and deciding to coach zeta the same way he coaches nrg/optic.

feel like the japanese scene is too closed off within itself to be able to change its own meta to something more practical internationally and as such doesnt change at all as the domestic meta is all they know and adapting to a playstyle otherwise entirely foreign is 1000x harder than just having said playstyle to begin with.

bruh yeah i remember back in the beta people in HLTV forums were constantly calling it a dead game by comparing concurrent viewer counts on twitch and nowadays valorant is 95% of the time above it and the first day of a tourney has a massive amount of the same viewership of the katowice finals

this is an insult to tier 3 teams

i dont think ive ever seen someone get benched mid series in esports. funniest yet most disappointing thing ive seen so far to be honest.