yeah its uh
its uhhhhhhhhhh
i mean
do i really have to say it?
ez for Okin.
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yeah its uh
its uhhhhhhhhhh
i mean
do i really have to say it?
ez for Okin.
https://twitter.com/OkinFPS/status/1451359333074284545
After a tumultuous couple of months following the death of YFP Esports Gaming Live Organization, it seems that the true savior of NA Valorant Niko "Okin" "Daddy" "BigCockOkin" "Wide Rectum" "980" "NSG 2.5k Demon" "Faceit Free Pug Warrior" Giombetti is back in action and signed to a professional contract. The time has truly come for the paycheck stealers and unpaid dogs of the tier2 scene to be faced with the reckoning that is Okin, as once they face whichever org has been blessed with the signing of such a generational talent in a match, it will surely result in many cringe postmatch tweets/disbandments/complete and utter mental breakdowns. After plying his trade in computer science classes this school year it is unimaginable how large his brain has grown, even from its ostensibly gargantuan state, and thus if Okin were to be filling the IGL role for this new team, the possibilities are endless for how many bottom feeding top 40 shitter teams with daps-tier strats (riot still need to remove sova drone btw) will be put down by the Okinator and his band of misfits.
Today is a new day. The revenge tour has truly begun. Quote me on this now: Okin WILL prove himself as the best player of all time. There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
ez for Okin.
https://twitter.com/OkinFPS/status/1438197691956269056?s=20
Forget about Pee2 vs Shittinels. It's time for the future of Valorant to rise again and claim his spot among the gods.
Please give a warm welcome back to the Okinator, destroyer of worlds, reducer of ranked winrate, demon of FPL-C, moderator of twitch chat, demolisher of NSG group stages, 5 viewer andy, annihilator of Apex Legends gold lobbies, baldest man in the competitive scene, GeoGuessr extraordinaire, and last but certainly not least, the savior of NA Valorant.
Redemption tour begins now.
!!!
https://twitter.com/OkinFPS/status/1430576403033075712?s=20 Sadge
apology for poor english
when were u when okin dies?
i was sat at home eating raisan bran when phone ring
'okin is retire'
'no'
and you?????????????
Last week, I was at the supermarket looking for tomatoes, as I really wanted to try out this new pasta dish. I was looking around in the produce aisle, but I could only find green tomatoes. “Tough luck”, I thought to myself, and I started to head to the door when a young man with a ripped physique walked up to me and introduced himself to me as Niko. Of course, given that he’s a celebrity, I instantly recognized him as YFP Okin, so I tried to play it cool in hopes we might become friends/lovers. We were just making small talk when I mentioned that the store must have been out of red tomatoes, when suddenly his face lit up and told me to wait a second. Unprompted, he scrunched his face up, made a “hnnngg” sound, and reached under the seat of his pants to pull out a perfectly clean, perfectly ripe red tomato.
Really great guy, I hope we meet again.
SPEED! AGILITY! STRENGTH! POWER! TITAN! WRATH! ANGER! REDEMPTION! FREEDOM! COURAGE! DETERMINATION! HONESTY! INTEGRITY! LEADERSHIP! CONVICTION! RESILIENCE! PASSION! ADVENTURE! DILIGENCE! FEARLESSNESS! PERSISTENCE! CONFIDENCE! OPTIMISM!
THOUGH IT HAS ONLY BEEN A FEW WEEKS SINCE WE HAVE LAST SEEN A FINAL, FOR OKIN FANS ACROSS THE WORLD IT HAS FELT LIKE YEARS OF WAITING. TODAY WE REJOICE, NOT BECAUSE WE HAVE WON YET, BUT BECAUSE WE ARE PROUD OF THE JOURNEY, AND THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY.
THE DAY HAS COME.
OKIN!
Sorry bro! There's just something special about seeing a generational talent, nay, a talent that only comes once in 1000 years like Okin play, I find it necessary that I show my love for him on these forums. I could go on and on for hours about his playstyle, his setups, his workout routines, everything about him is simply so interesting and inspires me to be more like Okin. I think you should be a little bit more grateful for living at the same time as someone like Okin. Food for thought.
Watching Okin play just reminds you of the beautiful things in life, like watching a baby bird take its first flight out of the nest. That pure serenity, that bliss that comes from experiencing such a magnificent occurrence is unparalleled. Similarly, the sight of an Okin 1deag or even just tuning into his stream and seeing his beautiful face brings about the same ecstasy. Simply just built different.
EZ FOR OKIN WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING FINALS BABY.
Okin Gaming
SENTINELS OVERRATED
100THIEVES OUTDATED
LONG WE HAVE WAITED
OKIN ACTIVATED
#OkinDiff #OkinDifference #OkinEffect #YouthfulFriendlyPlayersGamingEsportsLive
ez for Okin
who is Okin?
in math: my solution
in history: my king
in science: my oxygen
in astronomy: my world
repost if you are true fan of Okin
ez for Okin
Every day people ask me how I can still be an Okin fan. They say, “He can’t even make it to semis anymore”, “He can’t even make VCT round of 16”, “He can’t even bench 550”, and every time I respond with the same quote from Voltaire: “Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe”. Yes, you see, it is not just that I am a fan of Okin. I am a devotee. To an outside observer, one who doesn’t see things the way I do, it may seem as if Okin can go no further. But they are wrong. Because I know that if Okin has nothing else in this world, he will have my faith, and with that the power to go further. So when you see me in YFP match threads spreading the gospel of Okin, know that it is not copium, it is not hopium, but it is faith beyond reason.
13-0 YFP.
ez for Okin.
After hearing Kanye’s new album, Okin “BigCockOkin” FPS has once again pushed the limits of what it means to be human. Truly a once in a generation, nay, once in a lifetime type of player. One can only wonder when orgs are going to stop paying players to lose in VCS group stages and pick up YFP; although, if I were Okin, I would be charging a pretty penny to have such a bronzed Greek God of a human to represent your org.
2-0 YFP not even close EZ for Okin.
L+Ratio+Okin makes more money in a year than your bloodline going back millenia has ever made
I always used to be a loser, but yesterday I wore my YFP Okin jersey out in public and I got 73 compliments, 32 catcalls, 12 people asking for my autograph, and 5 women offering their hand in marriage to me. I guess that’s just the Okin Diff.
ez for Okin.
Okin and working out too much (peak human physique, doesnt need to train 8hrs/day but does it anyways, alpha as fuck)
10 years ago, Okin was walking down the street and saw a poor kid selling newspapers. Starstruck, the kid didn't know what to do when Okin walked up to him. Okin kneeled down next to him, handed him a 100 dollar bill (hourly vanity mod salary), and told him to keep following his dreams so one day he could be like Okin.
That kid? He grew up to be Barack Obama.
Ez for Okin.
Script said to take it to the deciders match.
Ez for Okin.
For Vanity so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, Okin, that whoever believes in YFP shall not lose VLR pickems but have eternal <30% ranked winrate- Okinlations 3:16
ez for Okin
floppy listed and not xeppaa?
Niko "Okin" Giombetti (born June 9th, 1969) is an American Valorant professional player for YFP Gaming and full-time salaried Twitch mod. Most known for his crisp fragging and flawless physique, Okin juggles his careers all while staying home and caring for his three children while his wife works as a personal lawyer for celebrities such as Johnny Sins and Artur Minacov.
Do you know what it means to be a god among men?
Okin does.
After spending the last 980 years in monastic solitude following his loss to ez5, Okin is finally rejuvenated. Reborn from the ashes of a 2nd place finish to washed up ranked demons, he sees nothing but red rage, seeking vengeance against the paycheck stealers and semipro content creators of the world.
YFP Revenge Tour begins now.
When Okin goes to LAN in September his unmatched FPS experience (fortnite world cup finalist) and ripped muscles/perfectly tanned body will cause all other teams to instant forfeit.
my dream team
vanity- igl+smokes
asuna- duelist
tenz- duelist
okin- viper/kj/team sex appeal
dcop- sova (dropped after 2 months for effys, flounders in NA instead of accepting tier1 latam offers, unlucky really)
it's all good, his valorant/supermodel career will carry him to retirement at 30 years old
About 2 years ago my family went to visit my sister in LA. One day while we were there I got roped into watching my niece in a hair salon while my sister got her hair done.
So I'm sitting in the salon lobby, bored as fuck, watching my niece and who walks in but Okin from YFP.
At first I was kind nervous and freaked out, I'd just kinda glance at him every now and then, trying not to freak him out. But then my fucking niece starts crying and fidgeting and shit and won't shut up. So I'm trying to keep my niece quiet and not bother Okin, when oops, too late, he gets up and walks over to us.
He just smiled and stroked her hair, and asked me what was wrong. I said I didn't know. Then he looked at me with those penetrating blue eyes and simply said in that soothing voice "She seems like she's hungry."
Then he lifted up his shirt and breastfed my niece right there in the salon lobby. Really nice guy.
I wake up in the morning. I pray to Okin.
I say grace before every meal, thanking Okin for this daily feast.
It is by Okin's miraculous power that we are all blessed to live in the world that He created.
And at the end of the day, before I go to bed, I recite the simple three words that I live by every day.
"ez for Okin"
Too easy for YFP Niko "Okin" "Okinfps" "Son of Vanity" "The Travis Scott of Valorant" "FPL-C Demon" "Twitch Mod" "Guy who griefed BabyBay" Giombetti
The combination of having to read smokin_kings discord messages and having a 25% ranked winrate this act has elevated Okin's mental to peak human performance. Cold take: YFP wins 26-1, only losing a round when Okin's braless wife brings him a sandwich (not asked for) with chips during a 1v1.
Okin.
26-0 YFP
vanity will carry the torch of okinmeister to berlin
2-1 YFP TakeTheW