Guys, you don't understand. I have this irrational fear of being eaten by Ardiis. I mean, every time I close my eyes, I just see Ardiis lurking in the shadows, ready to devour me whole. It's gotten so bad that I can't even enjoy a simple snack without thinking, 'What if Ardiis is watching?' Laugh all you want, but this fear is real. I’m constantly looking over my shoulder, living in perpetual paranoia. Ardiis, man... they’re out to get me. 😱