Colevalorant
Flag: United Kingdom
Registered: March 23, 2022
Last post: August 24, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Posts: 447
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these guys are bots. My grandad could aim better than SHIT FNS

posted about 2 years ago

8/8

posted about 2 years ago

where is he? why is he not playing

posted about 2 years ago

Idk man sometimes my shit be flying out into my mouth solid I can even crunch on it

posted about 2 years ago

Liquids are the worst, I prefer more solid substances such as thick cum

posted about 2 years ago

mpappe ninja turtel (idk i dont watch football)

posted about 2 years ago

he looks like a bug

posted about 2 years ago

unfunny copypasta overused

posted about 2 years ago

ilovefrozenblueberries I love u

posted about 2 years ago

imma eat yo booty

posted about 2 years ago

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

posted about 2 years ago

can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

posted about 2 years ago

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

posted about 2 years ago

100T are bombing out in groups dont bother watching

posted about 2 years ago

didnt even realise my bad shlime

posted about 2 years ago

navi wouldnt sign russians sadly

posted about 2 years ago

where did u get this from

posted about 2 years ago

ratzam

posted about 2 years ago

Hello VLR.gg users I have come to tell you that Lenny time will be winning champions.

Mocking is the worlds best IGL and much better than SEN RatZam. I honestly don’t think I’ve seen a player better than him I’m seriously flabbergasted.

posted about 2 years ago

i actually love u

posted about 2 years ago

fk u

posted about 2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPSUAa2FaeE&ab_channel=ec1s what is the name of the song he used in the vid PLEASE

posted about 2 years ago

imm3 chamber/fade

posted about 2 years ago

ratio sadly

posted about 2 years ago

why are you so mean to me dexter?

posted about 2 years ago

ratio sadly dexter

posted about 2 years ago

calm down everyone enough with the drama me and redgar are already in contact. I will buy m3c

posted about 2 years ago

literal braindeads xd

posted about 2 years ago

delusional 100t fan, classic

posted about 2 years ago

every single one of these posts include 100T in the top 5. Stop coping. This team have never been at a lan and arent even that good. Of course these tier lists are being made by delusional 100t fans who are BRAINDEAD. 100t will bomb out in groups

posted about 2 years ago

indian and 100t fan, classic.

posted about 2 years ago

i do kid why do u think im 206lbs. 206lbs OF PURE MUSCLE

posted about 2 years ago

Will try this, thanks

posted about 2 years ago

as if u tried to sneak shanks in there he looks like a turtle

posted about 2 years ago

I need a new list to beat my shit to. Must be good looking like KRU Klaus. No girls allowed

posted about 2 years ago

thanks cute cheeks

posted about 2 years ago

dont change nothing that booty MINE

posted about 2 years ago

imma eat ur bootyhole

posted about 2 years ago

ur Mums ass

posted about 2 years ago

this guy actually has INHUMAN AIM

posted about 2 years ago

he probably got a FAT BOOTY

posted about 2 years ago

any idea on how i get her to accept my request

posted about 2 years ago

no she doesnt. But if im wrong link it for research purposes

posted about 2 years ago

she hot but id rather sleep with klaus tbf

posted about 2 years ago

i will sleep with each member

posted about 2 years ago
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