An intervention for being bored at work? Im making money getting rich ya feel me

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bro got lost on vlr lmao

holes everywhere, buck ass teeth, loud, lives in a pineapple under the sea

Im at work bozo

Unfortunately, AI is funnier than all of VLR :(

🔫🎯 Just realized I've been using my ult to escape sticky situations in Valorant more often than I use it to actually get kills. 😅 Guess I'm the MVP of retreats, not exactly what I signed up for, but hey, gotta keep the team alive somehow, right? 🏃‍♂️💨 #UltimateEscapeArtist #ValorantStrats

what does this mean?

I laterally am though

my pants aren't square

W

Bro is Bouncing on my wood. Hop off before you get a splinter

his response was "hahaha maybe when ascension starts yes"

Haha lol am i right? #ShieldWallStrats 💪😂

People were stealing my flow, I had to assert my dominance

Reyna was always doo doo butt, she was just used by people with good aim

🔥🎮 Just dropped into a Valorant match and accidentally bought 10 shields instead of a gun. 🤦‍♂️ Now I'm out here blocking bullets like I'm Captain America while my team's yelling at me to actually shoot something. 🛡️💥 Guess I'm the team's designated human shield now. 🤷‍♂️ Who needs firepower when you've got indestructible abs, am I right? 💪😂 #ValorantFail #ShieldWallStrats

BRO

bro acting like you didn't do what I did

This post gets upvotes but mine gets down voted????

I am a trend setter it seems

Bro thought he could piggy back off my VLR post using chatgpt bros not slick. I respect it though

Ok I will tell him now, I will even put it in a video for him

LMAO

Im just bored at work, sorry I'll do better next time :(

This is totally fully written by me and not Chat GPT. The prompt was totally not "Write a funny VLR post about valorant". I would never lie.

🔥🎮 Calling all Valorant addicts! 🎮🔥

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered that playing Valorant is the most effective way to prepare for the zombie apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ Turns out, dodging Jett's knives is excellent practice for dodging those undead munchers!

💥 Forget cardio, just clutch a round in Valorant! 💥 Who needs a gym membership when you've got spike plants to defuse and enemies to outsmart? 💪

🚀 And in other news, Sova mains have officially been declared the best at hide-and-seek. We swear, they could find Waldo in a crowd of clones!

🎉 Drop your funniest Valorant moments below and let's keep the good vibes rolling! Remember, it's just a game... until someone steals your ace! 😂 #ValorantLife #SpikeRushSilliness

What did you say about Canada?

REAL

Korean team is goated, but then Lakia drags them down to the ground. Lakia takes that team from top 3 to bottom 2

I've never played any of the FromSoft games but I was tempted with Eldin Ring. Should I start?

No one can save us now... except for our glorious king Pujan

"I hope we don't have any fallout between us. Fallout New Vegas"

not ONCE did I talk shit about either of the games you said. I didn't reply to you and you started crying

where TenZ?

Canada takeover trust

L DRG Clears

I hecking love borderlands

I know what they are lil bro I just never played them

TenZ Clears

Never played unfortunately, never bought any Nintendo stuff after the Wii and DSI XL

understandable

I am an NRG fan unfortunately, have been since before franchising :(

W

ON MY LIFE THEY WERE

I agree 100%, I could see why people have it as their favourite because I still really enjoyed it.

On Jah

BRO I played the ever loving shit out of Hydro thunder demo on 360

oooh never head of it what genre is it?

bro likes children