CanadaMan
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Registered: September 8, 2022
Last post: February 3, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Posts: 3895
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Bro is bouncing on my wood

posted 7 months ago

hop off my meat

posted 7 months ago

Unfortunately yes, DRG Clears Wolves. I will be changing my flair to DRG, I had to support my Arab brothers but my love for DRG goes beyond space and time.

posted 7 months ago

bruhmphrey changed me, I will never used Chatgpt again

posted 7 months ago

I saw someone post here a map ranking that was just wrong so here's mine (Best to worst)

  1. Fracture
  2. Haven
  3. Lotus
  4. Bind
  5. Split
  6. Ascent
  7. Sunset
  8. Pearl
  9. Abyss
  10. Icebox
  11. Breeze

Thoughts?

posted 7 months ago

I have never been wrong

posted 7 months ago

I updated that in my post about the neon buffs

"This buff to me changes everything. I will not be going anywhere. The world will know my name as the one who made riot nerf neon. I am the chosen one."

posted 7 months ago
  1. Dragons are cool
  2. Logo is cool
  3. vo0kashu
  4. TvirusLuke
  5. Logo is a dragon which as I stated earlier is cool making the logo cool x7
  6. Team Colours are cool

I am Dragons #1 Ranger

posted 7 months ago

The whole reason Superman has his powers is because hes on earth. Back on Krypton hes just a normal Kryptonian. The Sun in our solar system plus the weaker gravity is why he has powers.

posted 7 months ago

I aint clicking your scam link bro get someone elses IP

posted 7 months ago

Gender has nothing to do with whether you can move a mouse and click a keyboard

posted 7 months ago

Maybe its because I come from seige, but I would love SSG, BDS, luminosity, Virtus.pro, soniqs

posted 7 months ago

All Caps MF DOOM

posted 7 months ago

TenZ? ETHAN?

posted 7 months ago

God lied because DRG are winning Champs 2024

posted 7 months ago

Just play a bunch of DMs and TDMs just to get the feel of everything back. Play a couple swifts or unrated after that before you jump back in to comp. Maybe watch analysis videos or just watch highlights of Tier 1 Val games. Also vod review your own games and analyze your own mistakes.

posted 7 months ago

I would rather be a giraffe or an ant

posted 7 months ago

No ascent is boring because its been the same old meta with the same old meta comps with no significant variation since the maps release.

posted 7 months ago

Ascent = boring
Sunset = repetitive and cringe postplant B
Pearl = Go B and spam from long simulator
Fracture = Actual good fun map that requires team play so low ranks think its bad because no one comms
Bind = Pretty good actually
Abyss = Fun but will not be good in comp. will have to see about pro play though.
Haven = Good map
Split = I personally don't like it that much but it is a good map that is fun to watch.
Lotus = Good map but unevenly balanced.
Breeze = Dog ass map
Icebox = I like it but it is an ass map with bad design

posted 7 months ago

every Canadian lives in Toronto

posted 7 months ago

No its straight to think another man is hot don't worry bro.

posted 7 months ago

This post is my magnum opus. Thank you Bruhmphrey

posted 7 months ago

You caused this, my freedom. Thank you.

posted 7 months ago

Fortnite, Amogus, sus balls baka. Valorant fortnite amongus card

Thank you Bruhmphrey you reinvigorated my love for shit posting I will return to doing it straight from the heart again!

posted 7 months ago

You have reinvigorated my passion for shitposting from the heart. I will start now!

posted 7 months ago

Im not going to Eaton Center lol but thank for this "Totally not written by chatgpt" apology. Its all fun it just got a bit creepy.

posted 7 months ago

I send him screenshots when you guyys bully me :(

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

posted 7 months ago

chatgpt

posted 7 months ago

Fun but bad for comp and pro play

posted 7 months ago

any list that doesnt have westjett

posted 7 months ago

:0

posted 7 months ago

imma start posting "random" shorts and tiktoks that are just mine

posted 7 months ago

real

posted 7 months ago

I got no choice man, at least the raptors won a championship in 2019.

posted 7 months ago

no but he knows that I shitpost and he knows that VLR bullies me

posted 7 months ago

Yeah bro I'm a tottenham fan, a raptors fan, a Leafs fan, all my teams suck ass

posted 7 months ago

totally not Chatgpt

posted 7 months ago

Ye bro you can live under the stairs in one of the buildings for $3 a year I'll give you a discount

posted 7 months ago

I'm doing good anyth1ng, how are you?

posted 7 months ago

I'm a property administrator for a property management company unfortunately. Don't like landlords but don't like being homeless either.

posted 7 months ago

Ah hell nah burritx yo ahh tweakin

posted 7 months ago

bro is going through it

posted 7 months ago

ye I got a spreadsheet open on my other monitor no cap gangy

posted 7 months ago

DRG Clears

posted 7 months ago

I am, im just yapping from my desk (my boss left the office)

posted 7 months ago

I nned to know RIGHT NOW! When is the next night market coming?

also w flag 🐐

posted 7 months ago

an astute one at that my good sire

posted 7 months ago

wholesome -500 😔

posted 7 months ago

Ur mom faltered down to her knees

posted 7 months ago
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