May I ask if this updates my Goomana amount and if so how much do I have now? I want to know if I can give more to Argentinian users.
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May I ask if this updates my Goomana amount and if so how much do I have now? I want to know if I can give more to Argentinian users.
I will give 4 Goomana to the first Argentinian user to reply to my reply
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Goomana is the greatest thing to happen to VLR since Shroud signing with Sentinels.
once the Goomana system is fully in place, this forum will be booming with Goomana.
oiling up at the moment to celebrate this joyous occasion of Goomana's creation.
my heart is pumping
and my brain is racing at the wonders possible with Goomana.
now that Goomana is officially here, it incentivizes good wholesome posts,
and the praises being sung of our Goomana overlord bruhumphrey.
All Hail bruhmphrey, the Goomana King.
wow controversial take, i don't know if I can stand with you on this
LETS GOOO! I'm gonna go read library books to blind children to celebrate
8/8 I will not be making another bait review post today nut this is an 8/8
Valorant should just be the vandal, phantom, sheriff, classic, specter, and marshal.
Hello sideshowsbaldhead, this is a JPEGMAFIA reference and had nothing to do with calling vlr users "hoes"
not that I have seen. so far I have seen Polandaman (he was the first), CanadaWoman, CanadaBrain, CanadaMan's 2 Braincells, EstoniaMan, CanadaByz, CanadaBalls, and MexicoMan
I want to lower the bait score so much based on this alone. You are getting too good at baiting
not even good enough for a bait review smh
This is how you shitpost! This is how you respond to a bait review. User bounced back in a big way and I salute you sir! o7
I was giving you props it was a good post. What do you want me to give up? Saying your post was good?
bro can't read basic sentences đź’€
User: EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS
Title: Tired of This
Post contents:
Looking here guy. I don’t know where it you are comme from. LEAVE ME ALON! i struggle each day with demons inside me. I frel like FREAKING max mazanov… except… chuckles i AM the demon1… YOU SCARED yte? You dont even the knowing how much i go through. Grinding premier, watching le vods. I FREAKING hte you CANADA MAN. My post is not bait. I dated a FREKING HOT GF! Who cars she has 1 eye. We all have 1 eye, but also some have another one and thats ok*
Candaman i challenge you NOW. Come to East BLUFF SIDING COUNTY WISCONSIN. See what a REALM MAN rates YOU! Or i let my DEmons coming inside you hard
Date and time: Aug 9, 2024 at 11:00 AM EDT
Bait category: shitpost
This is how you shitpost! This is how you respond to a bait review. User bounced back in a big way and I salute you sir! o7
Total Bait rating = 7/8
100% an 8/8, I might eventually go back and rate old classic bait posts
No, I reread the original post and I agree. The post gets worse every time I look at it. You might wake p and it's a 2/8 who knows
W review review!
I review your review review an 8/8 :)
User: EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS
Title: I miss my ex
Post contents:
She would play val with me even though she was partially blind. I feel so bad for cheating on her. She couldnt see me doing it cus i always stayed on her left side (bad eye) but it felt bad that she found out (she turned her head)… how to win her back?
Date and time: Aug 9, 2024 at 10:36 AM EDT
Bait category: Unknown (maybe ragebait? but most likely shitpost)
I feel sorry for my eyes for having read this. bruhmphrey said it best "-20 VLR Goomana". This factor of regret for reading the post makes the bait better. The user not replying to any of the replies aka "staying neutral" is a good approach to keeping the bait alive. They did reply to their own post however, which does lower the rating a little bit.
Total Bait rating = 3/8
Since posting this review, the user started replying to other users replies, bringing the overall bait score down. Other users have also chimed in and have requested a lowering of the bait score and after re reading the original post I agree.
Like I said I know nothing about this current situation, I'm speaking from me or any other abuse victim. Some victims wait until they get the courage to speak out, some don't want "Justice" they want revenge or they think that them having their abusers life ruined IS justice since that abuser ruined their life.
that is the reason. I'm not saying any of this is true because I know nothing, but if my abuser was about to partake in the biggest achievement of their life I would want to ruin their life in as public of a way no? Like you don't get to abuse me and be a pos and then go on stage at VCT.
Again I know nothing is confirmed that is just the answer.
Why tf has this website turned into a USA Basketball forum?
ur welcome minerover, I love moderating for MTV Cribs
I'm CanadaMan for a reason
my streams are better no cap ong on skibidi
User: CanadaMan
Title: CanadaMan Appreciation Thread
Post contents:
Nowadays the posts in vlr are just boring and unfunny. But there is this one guy who just always gets me to laugh. His texts are actually so funny the only reason I am still on this site is CanadaMan.
Please keep doing more posts they are genuinely funny bro
Date and time: May 14, 2024 at 3:55 PM EDT
Bait category: Shitpost
This was the first ever shitpost/bait I ever posted here on VLR. I have to say for my first time its pretty good. It isn't perfect and I did a cringe by replying to my own post saying "Now we wait". That alone will bring it down a bit.
The post itself was stolen from another user who was glazing another user, I just copy and pasted and put my name instead. The post on its own I would give a 4 or 5/8 but as stated above, my extra cringe brings it down a bit.
Total Bait rating = 2/8
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