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My predictions for tomorrows games.
Sen vs EDG: Sen 2-1 EDG
Lev vs TH: Lev 0-2 TH
John Rito gave you the script?
Thank you boilin_cockroach, you keep me going in dark times
User: bruhmphrey
Title: I hate G2
Post contents:
I irrationally hate G2.
When I see a picture of JonahP I start punching everything in my vicinity.
I wish the Guard had imploded far before they could ever ascend and be picked up by the org.
I hope G2 lose, but they're so damn consistent.
Imagine being orgless from tier 2, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.
I hate G2 because they're so successful.
I cannot see any flaw in their gameplay.
They are simply a lock for Champions I fear.
I will perform rituals to make Leafs tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.
Date and time: Aug 14, 2024 at 9:38 AM EDT
Bait category: Shitpost
Absolute Cinema as the kids would say. Everything bruhmphrey does is incredible, he is a bait artist. But is this really bait? I believe bruhmphrey's curse to make Leaf's tummy ache came to fruition, thus saving the health of Valorant
Total Bait rating = 8/8
I hade Trace making grand finals from upper and Sen going on a lower bracket run after losing their first series in my pickems. These were my pickems both in game and on vlr. I'm afraid im washed, cooked even.
I am a fraud...
DRG Champs winners 2025
User: Squeex
Title: As a racist
Post contents:
As a racist who hates all Europeans, I really feel like only Europeans should be able to make fun of G2โs loss. When PRX fans are tryna join the banter, itโs like dude have some shame.
Date and time: Aug 16, 2024 at 8:41 AM EDT
Bait category: ragebait
Currently at a loss for words.
Total Bait rating = 6/8
Lothar can suck my nuts lmao bro is just complaining for complaining sake. If anyone should be called boring its him lmao
(for reference: https://x.com/lotharhs/status/1824027758726349000?s=46&t=YCLL1FUhqvLXRZBcU4ltgQ )
all good I don't own the format w post no cap
shhh I'll keep my upfrag on it ๐
I Speak the truth and they call me a mad man
the bottom of each "5" is the "number 1 spot"
Duelist:
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Controller:
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Flex:
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Sentinel:
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Initiator:
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Nicc
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User: dort
Title: boring ass champs
Post contents:
*Who still cares about this event? Timezone is fucked for the best region, the production is mid, and most importantly, half of these playoff teams dont even belong here (SEN, DRX, TE, FNC)
Watching these teams in Champions made me forget how Tier 1 Valorant was supposed to be played. Thankfully, I came to my senses after watching gameplay from NRG*
Date and time: Aug 14, 2024 at 3:55 PM EDT
Bait category: ragebait
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Total Bait rating = 1/8