CalypsoGHC
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Registered: July 11, 2021
Last post: March 9, 2022 at 10:07 AM
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Wait no I didn’t understand the joke but I do now lmfao
It’s pretty funny

posted about 3 years ago

Unfunny

posted about 3 years ago

TSM won a map against envy in Berlin qualifiers and sentinels lost 0-2 against envy in Berlin. This means TSM is better than sentinels and therefore should take their spot in champions

posted about 3 years ago

Österreich bestes Land

posted about 3 years ago

Facts

posted about 3 years ago

Even if bds was top 10 that’s not a good team to play on as a major winner

posted about 3 years ago

HOW IS BDS TOP 10 lmfaoooooooo

posted about 3 years ago

Vouch

posted about 3 years ago

Buy new monitor and pc

posted about 3 years ago

Level 120 diamond 3
I have four alt Accounts ranging between level 20 and 50

posted about 3 years ago

Do you know for which team happy is playing right now? That’s actually so sad

posted about 3 years ago

Boi is dogshit and rise is looking real good I think there definitely is a slight chance

posted about 3 years ago

So sad

posted about 3 years ago

All countries from cis are geographically located in Europe so yes cis is eu. Except for maybe Russia but 75% of russians live in the European part and not the Asian so I would consider russia also part of eu

posted about 3 years ago

Bots in range like 5 minutes
4 deathmatches one being deagle only the rest rifle
Usually I make sure my hands are warm and I also shake them so they aren’t as stiff. Sounds weird but really does help me with aiming lmfao

posted about 3 years ago

I car 🤬🤬😡😩💦

posted about 3 years ago

Beautiful

posted about 3 years ago

Oh well if you can’t solve my issue I will have to switch to medal.tv

posted about 3 years ago

It’s funny how lowkey.gg works perfectly on my high end pc but makes the game literally unplayable on my gaming laptop which has a 1660ti so I’m not a big fan

posted about 3 years ago

Scream was extremely washed in cs

posted about 3 years ago

Your opinion but I don’t think so… ever seen nbk play Valorant?

posted about 3 years ago

-8/8

posted about 3 years ago

Of course they were all fucking trash in cs but at least they have a chance in Valorant unlike happy and nbk

posted about 3 years ago

Accident

posted about 3 years ago

Not as washed as happy and nbk lmfao well maybe cutler and ange1 are as washed as them too

posted about 3 years ago

Imagine being sen fan cringey ass

posted about 3 years ago

Why don’t you use the clipping feature from Nvidia then you only have to turn it on once and press a key after you hit a clip

posted about 3 years ago

I follow cs since 2015 and I know both nbk and happy were good at some point but they simply aren’t anymore lol

posted about 3 years ago

Nbk and happy both are

posted about 3 years ago

Every time I say nbk is washed someone says wHat aBoUt hApPy… yeah I know that happy is very washed too

posted about 3 years ago

This thread is older than the tweet

posted about 3 years ago

Good bait but saw it first on Twitter so didn’t get baited

posted about 3 years ago

Yes but nbk is on a higher level of washed

posted about 3 years ago

I think Spanish not sure tho

posted about 3 years ago

Both

posted about 3 years ago

W

posted about 3 years ago

Nbk? Too washed

posted about 3 years ago

„Who cares about me even I don’t“ you literally replied to me with this quote once

posted about 3 years ago

Compared to his teammates he isn’t

posted about 3 years ago

You literally said nobody cares about you and you don’t either lol. If your friends don’t love/care about you I’m very sorry dude

posted about 3 years ago

Just look at the quokkas face it’s so fucking adorable

posted about 3 years ago

Yes.

posted about 3 years ago

Who

posted about 3 years ago

Obviously you need support lmao

posted about 3 years ago

Villager 1: Think it's in there?

Villager 2: All right. Let's get it!

Villager 1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.

Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.

SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin...

Villagers: No!

SHREK: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.

Villager 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (Waves the torch at Shrek.)

Shrek licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek terrifies the mob with a frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches.

SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away.

The men drop their torches and pitchforks and flee as fast they can.

SHREK: And stay out! (looks down and picks up a wanted poster. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairytale creatures." (He sighs and drops the paper on the ground.)

THE NEXT DAY - FOREST

Lines of fairy tale creatures are put in chains and are led into wagons by Duloc Guards. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairytale creatures in. Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. Some of the others in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs.

GUARD: All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!

THE CAPTAIN: Next!

GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half)

THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

GUARD: Get up! Come on!

Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage.

LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small.

DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!

OLD WOMAN: Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)

posted about 3 years ago

You were thinking I died? Bitch, surprise
I still got them double thick thighs, french fries
I get down and gobble-gobble up, with my booty up
She be going wobble-wobble up, here's a big duck
Slide-slide in the peanut butter, don't zucc her
Who actually regrets me? My mother
I trolled beta's with my Pornhub, betrayer
You nothin' but a hater-hater, clout chaser
Now I watch my favorite Twitch thot, damn, she hot
What the fuck is wit' his mugshot? Ratatata
Elon's baby eat a Mars rock, gotta, gotta go
Now I Tik-tok, begone thot, begone thot
All these simps always talkin' shit, yada-yada-ya
When you see me, what you talking 'bout, little beansprout?
We're laughing 'cause you burnt out, got no clout
Yeah, you weak without your ass out (yeah, yeah)
Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh?
Play me like a dummy, like bitch, are you dumb?
Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb?
Yeah, you got your money but you still freakin' ugly
XD, listen, you're not a politician
Yes, I'm a gamer, also a taxpayer
Skeet, yada, pass me Doritos
Send nudes, nani? Delphine, you nasty
Egg white, bite it, see that, get excited
Good vid', Susan, not allowed, copyrighted
You're boomer, I'm doomer, guess what? You die sooner
(Hey, that's pretty good)
You were thinking I died? Bitch, surprise
I still got them double-thick thighs, no lies
I get down and gobble-gobble up, with my booty up
She be going wobble-wobble up, here's a big duck
Slide-slide in the peanut butter, don't zucc her
Who actually regrets me? My mother
I trolled betas with my Pornhub, betrayer
You nothin' but a hater-hater, clout chaser

posted about 3 years ago

Pekka ebarbs
If you play inferno dragon they’re just gonna tornado it to the egiant

posted about 3 years ago

Was it poised?

posted about 3 years ago
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