ByzantineStreams
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Registered: November 14, 2022
Last post: December 16, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Posts: 2

how do they come into a bo5 with upper bracket advantage and then proceed to play the worst valorant that could be witnessed. genuinely you could put 3 hikos with all of their limbs cut off, 5 steaming hot bricks up their asses, and murder their families in front of them 10 minutes before the match, and they would still 3-0 this team. and sure, i can admit that sigmas of shield played pretty good, hoounter was shooting and wafalse wasn't giga trolling, but combine that with pup and ginz being the only two people doing anything, smiy and general swapping out every map like they're batteries in jd vance's vibrating buttplug, waffles inting on neon, and happy? more like a tragedy! i feel ashamed to have believed in this team and i'm going to be rooting for serpent kings in the next season of throw city rivals.

posted 4 hours ago

-sym +john f kennedy (post assasination)

posted 1 month ago