I thinked ur full age💀
Even if no pros. Go get some bitches at ur age date and shit make them a nice day and TELL them what u want like a alpha male. U need to demonstrate them that u are the boss and what u want.

go have some sex

EU 2 Teams left > minor regions

and heres why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-8OqSC4iz0
shroud said they are ready

look at his movement and speed
this guy is mechanically gifted by god

https://clips.twitch.tv/LivelyKawaiiMochaChefFrank-CDgJ4INiRuSzMyG6

U talk about my preds?
This you? Https://www.vlr.gg/114939/called-it-since-day1

THIS YOU https://www.vlr.gg/109147/optic-would-pregnant-eu

THIS YOUU???? Drx s tier?? 💀💀💀💀
https://www.vlr.gg/111481/my-our-masters-hyper-blaster-tier-list

YOUR A CLOWN BOZOOOOO
MEOW MEOW. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Gtfo with ur silver ass silver 1 takes 💀🤡🤡🤡🤮

Sitting at night in my dark room and listening to this banger..

https://youtu.be/CUnteAWW84g

🚬😔

I come, what now

players writing downgrade dumb af, acend need someone experienced.
link has 2x lan exp.

I bought 100 seats so nobody can sit together

People on this site literallly want someone to do a crime for a videogame 💀💀💀💀

Vlr at its prime time

https://www.vlr.gg/120370/here-is-how-jingg-can-dodge-military
I am not surprised because sheah is the most braindead user this site has to offer with tonyhart17 together

What is nrg som? Did he played berlin or vct? Or is he streamer

Spittin facts

Tenz who?
Is he too in kopenhagen? Or did he played berlin? Ty

Shittalked Angel for talking FACTS.
U mfs won 5v4 and was happy?

Suygetsu owns ur t8 region

SHAT ON, angel was right

Common W thread

Stax started

Nice bait

Nobody asked. Not even latam cry so hard like you

u got hard played ur on hopium

Delete ur self

https://www.vlr.gg/118580/ultimatum
73 replys

one more time stoopid apac region getting hard baited by prime japanese azzlack

LMFAO MAN DID A TTHREA DABOUT HIS FAVORITE VAL PLAYER AND GOT SHAT ON DIRTY KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
hahahahahahha what a insane vlr thread, fuck yeah i love this site

its like messi vs ronaldo wtf u say bro?
me ronaldo he messi
++ i have some links i will post one day when i dont care about getting banned to proof that i always dominated trembo and hes just a gambling addicted fanboy of me

there is not enough space on this site for me and him.
i eliminated him

https://www.vlr.gg/user/BIG_BROLIC_BEAR
Posts: 129

who tf alt account are you?

there is not enough space on this site for me and him.
i eliminated him
with trembo banned, i am the new fucking demon king.
rip trembo
HALA AZZLACK
i am the fucking owner of the baits i am the master.
I am fucking amazing!!!

How many times trembo play vs pros? 0x
How many times azzlack play vs pros? +30x

1:0 azzlack

Whos more dumb?
1:1 trembo

Who baited more ppl?
2:1 azzlack

Whos not banned?
3:1 azzlack

Who got less posts?
4:1 azzlack
whos not from bro71l?
5:1 azzlack

no chance kekw andrew tate G shit whatever ma fellas
top g gang gang stay mad
+stay high

tomorrow i have some fresh breads (bait breads) for u to eat
feed tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAn2WAzRiAg

nice newcomer there, but who is he?

the fact that u said this to someone whos ill should get you permabanned, ty for screenshot + report ggwp

i have borderline and this vLr forum, L banned me yesterday 1 day for toxicity.
I have borderine and sometimes i cant control myself

they need RB replacement, someone whos not whiffing every second shot. get bad after a half. his performance is so fucking bipolar.

didnt asked +who are you?

This will be one more rare W azzlack thread:
As we all know Valorant > CS.
servers anticheat etc all.

BUTTTTT i can tell clearly that cs community has 100x better mental than this sizophrenic shit game.
People get omega toxic after lost pistol and /ff and turn off voicechat etc.
U agree? Ok lets continue

Lets go to the jinx part, even the Pro Community. CS Mental > Valorant.
Teams got so many times hard jinxed because they was "feed" by beeing one time a champion. I am sure in cs this shit was there too but the game is 15 years old and rn it isnt like that anymore ppl never stop to grind and dont sleep on enemys.

VALULRANT??? Sentinels wins 1x some shit, and got streamer clown team.
Acend 1x win something half team got disband already.
Cned 1x mvp of the year and hes feed.
Derke 1x mvp of a split and hes a clown again.
Optic 1x win shit and this clowns almost need to get eliminated to wake up.

CS MENTAL > Valorant
straight facts my G

true.. i wish people couldnt hate me but i am someone who u can hate
:skull: x7

ngl this one was hard

skrossi owns derke

the reason why he played so fucking amazing last time was cuz everybody clowned on him.
do some anti derke threads so his russian demo ego comes back and he can clap this tournament

+azzlack edit ty

do me first and write #1 azzlack

L RATIO MY ASS, he just said facts KIDDO

nt, flag checks out
i think U gave me 4 viruses

link was shortened lol, i paste original now. stop lying

https://poll-maker.com/poll4408593xaceB4183-139

eu and na arent in the poll cuz
eu & na > minor regions

(of course eu #1 na #2)
region like mena or aussie not even in the poll cuz to dogshit

//i vote for korea reason: they dominate their farmer league so hard, they are the best their region has to offer and still suck so fucking hard international and they got destroyed by zeta, (eu lost because 2 subs) so its not a loss for us

wtf are u talking, optic almost eliminated cuz yay wasnt carrying

its hard to play if u have a bad teammates who ruin ur game.
(retake simulator)
(need to do more shit than needed cuz someone is ass and dies a lot)

https://www.vlr.gg/119956/kick-rb-pls
https://www.vlr.gg/119939/drop-rb
https://www.vlr.gg/119922/rb
https://www.vlr.gg/119923/drx
https://www.vlr.gg/119904/drx-fix
https://www.vlr.gg/119880/drx-fix-legit
https://www.vlr.gg/119863/rb-looks-nervous
https://www.vlr.gg/119164/kick-rb
https://www.vlr.gg/117401/pls-fire-rb
https://www.vlr.gg/117404/kick-rb
https://www.vlr.gg/117310/rb

to tired to continue this posts doesnt end. this dude is almost every second map every 6 rounds doing SHIT

AHDHADSHADHAHADHAHAHDHAHDA
remember when people did this threads 1-4 days ago calling hes the best and shit?

https://www.vlr.gg/112325/drx-vs-optic-gaming-valorant-champions-tour-stage-2-masters-copenhagen-ubsf // -12 Negative KDA
https://www.vlr.gg/112330/drx-vs-funplus-phoenix-valorant-champions-tour-stage-2-masters-copenhagen-lr2 // -3 Negative KDA
https://www.vlr.gg/112322/leviat-n-vs-drx-valorant-champions-tour-stage-2-masters-copenhagen-ubqf // -2 Negative KDA

This player is NEVER there when his team actually needs him.

This is one more for my most overrated short period players collection.
If anybody of u say 1shit against this i will spam this thread with "rb" best in the world links.

forgot to say that teams like drx dont need to come to eu because they will never be #1 in tactical fps

0/10 "walks on water" u stole this from his twitch. I never underestimate ardiis. I knew he was good since i first played against him like 5 months ago.
The percentage of mistakes he do is so fucking low. Its hard to beat him.

If somebody doubt hes underrated ur sad af

Scrim 1-3 Months in Europe. (spoiler giga alpha drill)
U can be 10x better than before if ur not from EU like for example Brazil or Apac.

If Optic stays 1-3 month in EU they will be best valo malo team

Ty for respecting my thread, i know i could write it more humble but i just said facts. I will edit