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^ Also I think for Japan it's prob that it's the only way that they can import more Korean players LMFAO. jkjk.

posted about 3 years ago

Lmfao true. But it's honestly odd that they'd have Bazzi over Medusa on certain maps. I think it works decently though. Because they now have strong team comps on every single map with everyone on their main agent. But I could see this making team synergy a mess.

posted about 3 years ago

True. I think it's the most sensible 6 man roster which I can see working for multiple teams in the future when more initiators and sentinels are released so you need more people to cover more ground with agent pools.

posted about 3 years ago

Idk. Rb has a slightly bigger agent pool and it seems they are experimenting with him but I think they are just putting him in place of Rb here and there to make him slowly transition into the roster.

posted about 3 years ago

Takej has been popping off recently on the Skye and Reyna. And Laz is very consistent as you say.

posted about 3 years ago

https://www.vlr.gg/team/277/crazy-raccoon/

I think Zepher was listed as content creation or something in the article maybe. Idk.

posted about 3 years ago

Crazy Raccoon 7 man roster is like doing fucking physics.

posted about 3 years ago

I was inspired by Noyn's essay on BR and LATAM so I'll make one about KR/JP.

So uhh. Of the 4 rosters that have qualified to Berlin from Korean and Japan, 3 have more than 5 players. This is quite odd with the only other 6 man roster being from LATAM which isn't really a 6 man roster because Bnj doesn't play.

So the teams from KR and JP are:
Vision Strikers(KR) (6 man roster)
F4Q(KR) (5 man roster)
Crazy Raccoon(JP) (7 man roster)
Zeta Division(JP) (6 man roster)

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So why?
Honestly... I have no Idea.

Crazy Raccoon were pulling some sus stuff but they are running a 7 man roster biw. And honestly It kinda makes sense how they are doing it. And Vision Strikers and Zeta Division seem like how a 6 man roster will be run in the future. It just provides some more agent choice while always having players on their best agents.

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Well. I'm show you how Crazy Raccon function below right here because. Uhh. I have too much time.

So Fisker, Munchkin, and Neth form the core of this team by being on the team at all times.

  • Fisker is Crazy Raccon's Jett player and he seems quite lackluster to me honestly but I guess it's not the worst choice.
  • Munchkin is Crazy Raccon's Skye player and I think he looks decent on the Skye but a little worse than when he was on other roles such as Sentinel or Duelist.
  • Neth is now Crazy Raccon's primary smoke player. He now plays Astra and Omen. But he used to play Raze and Jett at first and then switching to the Killjoy with Munchkin transferring to his role. But now he is on smokes while playing Sage if Ade is playing Viper on that map.

How the other 4 players work is:
Bazzi plays Breach and Sova on Split, Icebox and Breeze while Medusa plays Sova on Ascent and Haven.
Minty plays Killjoy and Sage on Haven, Split, and Ascent while Ade subs in on Breeze and Icebox to play Viper.

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Now I'll show you how Vision Strikers function because. I definitely don't have like 3 hours to waste.

So the core players are currently:

  • BuZz, the Star Jett player
  • Stax, the Breach/Skye (and Sadge) player
  • MaKo, the Viper/Astra player
  • K1ng, the Killjoy(Just Killjoy) player

The two other players are Rb and Lakia. Rb plays Sova, Skye, Sage, Raze, and Jett. While Lakia plays Sova, Skye and Raze. But Rb doesn't play Jett anymore because BuZz has picked up that role and Rb plays Raze instead of Lakia. So practically on every map. It's either Rb playing Sage, either Rb or Lakia on the Sova or Skye, or Bind where Rb and Lakia both play and K1ng subs out because Rb plays Raze and Lakia plays Skye to run a double initiator, double duelist comp.

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Now I'll show you how Zeta Divion function because they actually make sense.

So they have 2 smoke players which are Barce and Makiba. Barce plays Omen and Brim while Makiba plays Astra and Viper.

Simple as that lmfao. Why can't other 6 man rosters be like this.

posted about 3 years ago

seven ez claps. 13 yr old igl. Just build a time machine and travel 5 years into the future.

posted about 3 years ago

Tomato

posted about 3 years ago

To do that he would have to contact Yoru Grandmasters Poiz, Gtn, and f0rsaken to learn from their ways. It's quite possible that they could discuss over the internet their godly ways of using Yoru. But I believe that TenZ will not be able to even contact such beings.

posted about 3 years ago

No crosshair best crosshair. Why use Subroza crosshair when you can use the chad invisble crosshair.

posted about 3 years ago

FiveK about to seduce everyone live lmfao. Literally too hawt. Literally even the enemy team would not be able to keep their eyes off him.

posted about 3 years ago

Just trust yourself. Just swim and do it like how you entry on duelist. You might not get the kill. But it's still better if you just trust yourself. If something goes wrong. The people near you will help you.

posted about 3 years ago

Just solo queue and consistently aim train.

posted about 3 years ago

Demon Slayer manga is better. Jujutsu Kaisen anime is better. This is my opinion.

posted about 3 years ago

Why are there so many pro players lurking on these threads. also FPX rhyme.

posted about 3 years ago

The momentum is building

posted about 3 years ago

elllement would be possible. I don't believe Leo will leave the Guild boiz though. Also Guild are already qualified for LCQ so def not possible.

posted about 3 years ago

FPX rhyme

posted about 3 years ago

Glitchpop dagger. Has been my favorite skin. Always will be.

Some other skins I really like are practically all of the ion skins. The bucky and phantom are the best in the category. I personally prefer Singularity or Reaver Sheriff. And the Awp is probably the best Awp skin in the game. It's very clean. I can use it for a while without feeling like it's yucky. Then I think the singularity skins are the next best. I used to think they're overpriced af. But honestly. They feel so light that it doesn't hurt your head after like 20 minutes of play. And then I like the glitchpop skins. Because they feel very fun for a bit. Like I think they feel really fun. But it hurts your ears after a bit. And the same thing happens with the reaver for me but I just prefer the sound of the glitchpop.

posted about 3 years ago

Heat jett cosplay would make VK intimidate their opponents. The Berlin pickems will be ez if heat wears the jett cosplay. I will change my flair and spam every post with #VKTOCHAMPIONS if Heat cosplays as Jett

posted about 3 years ago

#HEATJETTCOSPLAY that'd be poggers

posted about 3 years ago

His wide area with his ult and his fault line make him quite viable on maps like Ascent, Split, and Haven/Bind. Ascent has long straight paths which is just breach's playground especially with his buffed fault line. On Split. I think he's the strongest initiator. Although it's just my opinion. His stalling is better than Skye and he just can dump so much more util for site hits. Kayo is also decent in this department but his flashes are just slightly weaker and breach's ult is broken on this map. So I think breach is viable here. On Bind and Haven. If you have a good breach player. He can honestly set up site hits better than anyone else. His default potential is much weaker on this map but if you can pair him with another initiator. He can be a monster of an agent.

posted about 3 years ago

Who do you think is the hottest Valorant pro.

The easy answer is FiveK from F4Q but I'd like to know second place.
https://twitter.com/fivekvlrt/status/1425029474127544320

posted about 3 years ago

Just some really weird shit I guess. Well I guess it is a Tier 2 team in China so they'll take whoever they can. And I guess the ties to ZFG made it possible. But just so strange.

posted about 3 years ago

Oh wait. I have a 5head idea.

Just support Kru. They'll qual no matter what. Every other team in that region is shiot so ez claps.

posted about 3 years ago

The Nuturn one was expected to not reach playoffs. The EMEA one's are just unlucky. XSET just fell short. So that one's unlucky as well. Nth is a team which isn't expected to win so you really expect them to. And X10 had to play without Patiphan for a while so it was prob gonna not have them qualify sadge. And for the VLT one. That one's just unlucky.

So just. Root for the teams you like. But actually root for players instead. X10 without Patiphan is like pie without filling. Nuturn without Lakia is just Chess without a board. If you root for players which are fantastic. Then you never lose because if they are good enough. They'll land on a good team eventually. If not now, it'll at least be soon.

posted about 3 years ago

Still really odd that they'd even take him as a coach. He seemed really lackluster in Korea. And how tf did he even end up as a coach there.

posted about 3 years ago

^

posted about 3 years ago

I predicted both of the teams in lower bracket round 3. But they both got there in the opposite way of what I thought they would. And then I predicted the wrong team to win lower bracket round 3.

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/0ec01567

posted about 3 years ago

Not a good idea. But picking up Nbk might be nice if he does play a similar role to kryptix.

posted about 3 years ago

Ez CR upset ngl. Don't make it too easy for the Chad Raccoons.

posted about 3 years ago

-ohai
+an actual flex player

He's actually a decent Jett main. But he's shit at flex. Literally get any flex player. And this team would be fixed. agM is pretty good. He's consistent. Valyn is good. jcruel, idk. I haven't seen much from him. And Brawk seems to look very good as well.

This won't fix most of the problems honestly but I just am not sure if ohai is the correct fit for this team anymore.

Of course they'd need to do a couple other changes. But I think some of these players do have potential.

posted about 3 years ago

Zeta Division fans don't exist. Only Zeta Division enjoyers exist. Therefore Zeta Division fanbase best because they don't exist and every other fanbase is worth without itself. So therefore Zeta Division best. Quick Maffs.

posted about 3 years ago

Sadge

posted about 3 years ago

Wait. Try from C9 KR played on ShanXi Gaming in China... Why? lmfao. Really odd that a chinese team would pick him up though knowing full well that he's one of the worst players to come out of Korea.

Well I guess now everyone from C9 KR has a team except for Doya. But Doya had shit stats. Prob even worse than Try. Moothie is going from team to team. But he's still solid.

I just checked like a Chinese tournament and then I hovered over participants. To see fucking Try. So I was confused af.

posted about 3 years ago

Hey. 1000 comments with 0 stars is a much bigger achievement than having 1000 comments. Don't underrate the beauty of this achievement. You have to literally have 0 brain cells to reach those levels of trash takes. It's amazing that this is possible.

posted about 3 years ago

Most companies don't give a fuck to revert their fuck ups.

posted about 3 years ago

FiveK is hawter than both.

posted about 3 years ago

Wait I read this quickly and I thought it was just GSL groups with probably double elim or single elim playoffs. But only one team going off to playoffs from each group. ehhhh?

posted about 3 years ago

8/8. This one's great.

posted about 3 years ago

0/8 nt

posted about 3 years ago

It's boring and it's getting worsening to play if the teammates who always meet you are stupid and dumb, especially in the Ranked Game! It's like they always feeds and always not in the mood to play. When you report it, it's like there's no action what's happening? They still can play. I'm mad because all of my report are useless because they still can play and they will go to the people who want to win. FIX THE TEAMMATES ON RANKED GAME! (I'll edit this if they solved my problem.)

I found this on a review of Wild Rift. This is perfection. I have never seen something more beautiful.

posted about 3 years ago
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