Asphyxia
Flag: Norway
Registered: April 12, 2021
Last post: March 24, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Posts: 5220
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how about me D:

posted about 3 years ago

Counter in honor of wtfrawruwusussybakauwuwuw. How dare you disgrace such a beautiful name. It's 25 characters show a truly unique experience because it's a name of no other. Within 25 characters there are 2.2x10^36 possibilities, it's such an unimaginable number which us mortals can't even start to grasp of. This is why wtfrawruwusussybakauwuwuw is a unique combination of letters which solve the answer to life.

posted about 3 years ago

KEKW. There are more Gen.G fans than BR fans. RIIIP.

posted about 3 years ago

wdym, Gydom Galva is best team in the world. How dare you address them as just a mere lithuanian team. They are above our understanding you plebian.

posted about 3 years ago

I don't think BcJ and nitr0 are that good. but other than that. good af list.

posted about 3 years ago

설탕 daddy?

posted about 3 years ago

I've spent 2 hours rating the looks of the players at iceland(staring at men). BEAT THAT. jkjk. ez upvote.

posted about 3 years ago

we love jod

posted about 3 years ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BESTIE THAT I HAVE TO GIVE YOU AN UPVOTE. YOU'RE NOT MY BESTIE ANYMORE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

posted about 3 years ago

That both Gen.G and TSM are dogshit. Watch that Icebox game LMFAO.

posted about 3 years ago

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posted about 3 years ago

Asphyxia takes a treacherous trip back in time to the middle east 3 months ago to meet thanatos11. They theorize over a possible Project Thanatos11, but Asphyxia takes a breather, walks outside and finds it has already become dusk. A notification alerts him on his phone. GEN.G ARE PLAYING. THIS IS HIS FAVORITE TEAM. He takes another glance and notices that it's TSM, the worst team NA which is the enemy team. He proceeds to watch the classic clean sweep from Gen.G. But thing start to take a turn for the worse when POGGERS Mkael starts to drop a whopping 5 kills on the attack side. This took it to the final map, Icebox, the freezing cold which will decide who will last. Seconds become minutes which become hours. Asphyxia lies in bed waiting for Gen.G to win, but As night became day, he started to understand the truth.

posted about 3 years ago

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/bcd945c7

No way this isn't the right one unless Kova beats Rix.gg which is possible.

posted about 3 years ago

cringe + ratio(downvote edition)

posted about 3 years ago

Honestly a hard upset. But wow pretty insane qualy from this at pretty hard group with Mafia and C9A. I did not expect this.

posted about 3 years ago

RawkAss

posted about 3 years ago

Actually that does bring them back to their status quo. Constantly dissapointing. Just like every other game. That seems like a fix in my book.

posted about 3 years ago

Same with me and gold D:

posted about 3 years ago

SHEEEESH

posted about 3 years ago

yea that was a sadge.

posted about 3 years ago

100T ourboidre

posted about 3 years ago

Late night is more chill. Like from 11pm - 1am. All children are asleep.

posted about 3 years ago

Wrist injury.

posted about 3 years ago

But R6 revived lol. But it legit had many problems while valorant is pretty solid and most issues are getting fixed.

posted about 3 years ago

Yes I want to eat your pancreas.

posted about 3 years ago

They even got budget faker tsk tsk.

Honestly it's prob more like sea teams getting much better.

posted about 3 years ago

I remember the first time I heard of Vision Strikers was when Sideshow showed some of their strats against SMG and SMG was getting rolled ofc but they did seem pretty decent. They now aren't even like top 10 in SEA now LMFAO.

posted about 3 years ago

^^

posted about 3 years ago

We already have. But our eyes are too blind to see his greatness.

posted about 3 years ago

xD/8.

posted about 3 years ago

He baited me into downvoting him. Therefore I had to rate the bait pretty well.

posted about 3 years ago

^^ 8/8

posted about 3 years ago

3/8 With C9 it's possible. But not sure abt the other ones. TL and FS don't seem that good to me.

posted about 3 years ago

tru

Also back to rating all of these.

posted about 3 years ago

He's insane. But top 3 is hard to say. Maybe in the future. But not atm.

posted about 3 years ago

Common ShiningTyGuy W

posted about 3 years ago

You underrate Guild and GenG. But other than that. This is pretty reasonable. Maybe a little more confidence on the GMB, TL, and FNC game. But seems pretty good.

posted about 3 years ago

When Bonkar ascends to become godkar. No team can stand a chance. That's why Guild is the best team in the world. So get ratiod by Asphyxia not the king of vlr.gg.

posted about 3 years ago

esdf? if yes. we are the same.

posted about 3 years ago

oui. I think these are pretty decent pickups though I would prefer the Mafia to just be picked up because they seem to be pretty darn good. Hopefully these guys succeed tho bc I like some of these players.

posted about 3 years ago

"Valorant will die 2 months after release" aged real well.

posted about 3 years ago

I think you measured your own in your dream. Even 2 inches is a stretch for you.

posted about 3 years ago

I'm sorry to say that the Wii mote is the only viable controller. What are these trash pieces of plastic?

posted about 3 years ago

Gambit was serious. FNC, LDN, and FUT were trolls.

posted about 3 years ago

GenG

posted about 3 years ago

no u are a plane

posted about 3 years ago

I mean when a guy literally calls themself Korean Overlord. What do you expect?
nvm you prob expect a League tryhard which has no life.

posted about 3 years ago
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