this is not jail valorant this is maximum security prison valorant

THEY HAD WEEKS TO PRACTICE DURING MADRID WHY ARE THEY SO MESSY

we all know that

you can say that at the end of the year, way too early to start chirping

i like how saadhak said the reason they got qck was because he could flex onto all of these different agents

then aspas shows up and just plays the same ones

with the flashback news this should be a stomp for TS, drx have to somehow emergency fit in a player that absolutely cooks their entire roles. only miracle is if buzz mako go goatmode

those odds are looking mad juicy for secret might just bet the house

ya it's just funny, shows how close they are

https://youtu.be/GdLmhMpUNTY?si=iYaBMmtNVBT8W33o&t=1096 (eng sub)

they really just sat there and roasted his ass for throwing 😭😭😭 i feel like most teams would say "nice try its all good" but they cook his ass

drx have an emergency roster change that fucks up all their roles, they shouldn't be favored

most talented vlr user

gaia and prelude are timeless

you should dm the fut players im sure one of them is connected to a hair doctor

imo these players just need to all find new homes, i think this is probably a case of they could succeed just not in their current system

go scatter them out or keep nats keiko enzo core idk

also ppl need to be calling for emil's head, brother is fraudulent

his teammates are ass at setting him up bro anything that requires coordination from EDG looks awful

a perfect ai stratbook has no guarantee of actually winning in practice, valorant is not chess, there's way too many random factors

N/A is insane

i dont have any problems with being confident but why are they so ass lmao

beyn can def play kayo but viper maps are the real question mark fs idk what their options are
i really dont want to see buzz back on kj mane

i think they're gonna make foxy play senti, he has some experience on it

why is everyone acting like drx chose this, it clearly says flashback requested to leave. something serious must have happened
personal issue likely

https://twitter.com/frandia125/status/1775756316960751827

DRX owner tweeted "hope everything is alright soon" something fucked up in his personal life must have happened :( sad

valorant community is just a bunch of nerds at band camp bruh why everyone intermingling like this

how are you gonna let yourself be cooked by a cheater man

shouldve changed it to indeed because thats where hes gonna be looking

he said some stupid outdated shit about peripherals

ngl i disagree with it too but the amount of ppl mad about it is hilarious

https://twitter.com/Matty_OW/status/1775607060941451717 (world record aim training holder)

i actually like this guys videos but this is some next level of delusion. people that click balls all day are getting so tilted by shroud
fwiw shroud always has shit takes but they are actually next level crying HARD about it

valorant is just a dot crosshair game i used to rock the huge gap in cs too

nice awp shots men))

that gap crosshair is egregious tho shit looks like what id get off of crashz crosshair map in 2014

https://x.com/willminder/status/1773101491533857226?s=46&t=RvXuZcmAY1gp8MzqGMkcJA

you tell me

hop off the clutch kings nuts

in a interview meteor said that geng nearly picked up two "famous players" before they got lakia and karon but the organization couldnt come to an agreement

most ppl assume that its rb and zest

would this alternate geng be better or worse

Do you think it makes these guys that have 20 mice and world record voltaic celestial whatever insecure that they will never even come close to shroud's (or any half decent pro) achievements in fps games when he talks out of his ass like this LOL

I think there's some deep seeded anger that they just click moving balls all day and get no clout for it outside of their niche microcommunity

i dont watch any of these guys because they're boring but i find it funny how ppl get mad about willius

harvard is just his branding. the fact that ppl even call him the harvard guy is proof it works

if u want to make it as a streamer u need some sort of brand and u just spam it so ppl remember you

again not really a flex edg are ass

talon 2.8 vs bleed is literal money printer hack

edg are not that good so that isn't saying much lol

i mean that's probably why PRX constantly overheats the same ways and makes the same mistakes at every event xd

one thing about TS fans, they really never stop believing that's for sure lol

lakia is just that guy

it's stupid easy, just think of how many shit drivers are on the road. all of them passed it

that's my entire point, that many religious people themselves hardly have a good understanding of what they believe in and just freak out on any pushback because they refuse to do any thinking for themselves

never did i say religion = bad lol

nah. he was taught to view everything through the lens of religion as a deterrent rather than a motivator to do good

just another person whose parents shoveled their own poor vision of religion down his throat and didn't enable him to think for himself (many such cases)

yup. in uni i was up late with my roommate one night and he straight up told me if he wasn't religious and afraid of going to hell nothing would stop him from hurting people anytime he wanted

my face just went O__O and i just tried to avoid him for the rest of the year lmfao

most religious people don't properly understand it either man they just get dripfed their beliefs from whoever raised them and never bothered to question them. it's why they're so confrontational and freak out at her tweet, if they actually understood their religion and properly internalized it they wouldn't freak out at a basic nietzsche quote

big difference between the average religious person and a member of a convent or someone that actually studied theology

a single nietzsche quote really got that many people tight lmaooooo

now imagine how mad people got when he was alive, man was a historical ragebaiter

you just have a fundamental misunderstanding of what cs players enjoy. "doing the same shit constantly" is exactly why they like it, it's the same experience every time and the only thing you can work on is improving yourself gradually. it's the same reason cs players make fun of the abilities, because they just hate anything too chaotic and unpredictable

some ppl prefer a game that constantly evolves and makes you learn how to adapt (valorant) and some ppl prefer a game that stays the same and allows you to master the fundamentals (cs)

this akai guy is pretty nuts i cant lie

cryo and bang have insane peaks they just havent hit them in forever. probably never going to again if they flop this year
boostio is great

assuna and ewww are middest of the mid though

not scripted, u just don't know what chinese esports culture is

i mean you need that mentality to make winners

in league the NA teams just bomb out every event and their attitude is like aww nice try we'll get them next time, it's why korea-cn dominates them

https://youtu.be/o5qyOUt1RZw?si=4WXtLybes80IOSwa&t=440 (time stamped)

their staff just takes turns shitting on them LMAO i respect it tho

this attitude is what gets players to grow while "nice" coaches just laugh it off and stagnate