all that fat dripping down... moans*

no shot d3ffo is on a chinese team right?

wait i gotchu, surely u guys all play valorant right? give me ur trackergg stats

how does one get chosen for something as magnificent as this?
edit: thx 4 upvote but like actually, isn't like if u do something dumb you get chosen? but I don't think all of them did something dumb right.

exactly, thats so cringe

https://www.vlr.gg/205280/na-preds
bro ur so cringe repeating it twice. also no shot u said SCORES from CHATGTP

ANGE1, HES GOT THAT BOOMER RIZZ

mcdonald as thats all ur paycheck can afford LUL. jk try the french laundry its pretty darn expensive

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i gotchu, 2022 best player

this aged well....

so whoever wins tokyo has an extra slot of champions like lockin/masters? surely china doesnt win :O

huh

VIRUS LINK

my team did rice and beans#him

no way dsg hired him right? theres no way he just said that on his own.

https://twitter.com/ValorINTEL/status/1651307659851878400?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

you cant have valorant and hating too much in the same text bro

Eg and Kru are a no brainer. I think nrg/furia or mibr wont make it. nrg wins were against sentinels and kru. kru is a free win and that sentinels weren't good at all. That sentinel lost a map to a really ugly 100t. whoever loses furia vs mibr game will most likely not make it.

I was wondering whats the best agents to lurk with. I would like it if u guys listed ALL the agents in order but that might take some time. For me, 1) astra,2) cypher,3) kj and im too lazy to do more.

asuna

i suppose some people do, but i feel like in esports its more rare. most people have dislikes and isnt real hate

100t better, cry boi

interesting, bro comes here to say don't spread hate, yet bro never went into other forums and said anything about stop spreading hate ;( then bro proceeds to type cry about it below.

333triplethreat

shark: im about to swallow you wink wink

YORU, FAKE CLONE EVERY ROUND LMAO

a month ago nrg 2-0 a week ago nrg 2-1 100t now 100t 2-0 nrg

bots r spawning in the servers, i hope the mods do something bout it

bro is so lazy >:(
also some people asked for 100t players u goofy ah

https://www.vlr.gg/167367

asuna. people thought he fell off but he didnt :P

i mean except for people from china.

im har-

i dont think anyone watches china valorant or knows who tian is

I thought people got over that after like a week about hear sen sacy. now its back?

huh. WHO LET HIM COOK

whats with sacy? is it because he yelled at his teammates when he was with loud? cuz thats a weird reason to hate on him.

man, y do u hate 100T 333triplethreat. i heard that he will take cryo's spot and poop on everyone :(

bros taking to to another level :( im sure no one hates hates someone. im just exaggerating it -_-

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. aint reading allat tho :(

give me ur most hated player so we can agree or roast u for being dumb

wait, i remember in one game were these was this agent that could like turn back time. i think it was in ow? i dont remember. that would be cool if one vlaornat agent had that

i think instead of a cam, u have like an active cam that watches constantly so u dont have to be on and also if it shoots that would be nice. and the trips, instead of 2, make one that has a radius and anyone that goes in it will be detected. for the cages, cypher should have some fun so just turn it into something liike phoenix's moll.y lastly for ult, instead of having to get a kill, just give him a big detaining ult that can clear spaces. anyone in it after the time expires will be detained. i think this is a gud cypher upgrade

i think 100t is out of the question on how isnt making it. they are improving each week and literally one week they barely beat the worst team(or one of) in americas and the next barely beat one of the top contenders. thats a big jump, who knows whats to follow

LMAO ARDIIS GOT DETAINED HAHAHA

bro its all fraudiis fault. KICK THIS SPY

its gonna be a 2-0 trust
edit: ngl i dont remember typing this