I CANNOT BE ARSED TO LISTEN TO THE FIRST 5 FUCKING NOTES OF WHISTLE BY FLO RIDA AND HIS PURPLE FACE APPEARING ON MY FUCKING SCREEN ANY MORE

https://twitter.com/Goku_WILIN/status/1726770956989858249

sent a video of him moaning to a minor

what the fuck

i mog all of you

i am not willingly going onto reddit to find out about a clip fuckdatshit

hes just kinda using the "haaland would be shit on any other team" argument then

idk what he actually said but im seeing something about him saying that leo doesnt impact as much to be like a top 5 player or some bullshit like that

but like realistically you cannot watch leo play and tell me that you dont notice a far difference in the way that hes playing compared to the other top 10 initiators in the game

ranked is not comp, this take is dogshit

jakee

lol not a single thought going on in anyones head

average eu ranked player would swing an entire family reunion cuz they are either braindead or greedy

get eg out the tournament thanks

have you experienced being a professional esports player?
having the pressure of millions of eyes watching you onstage while your entire career hinges on your ability to stay consistent and keep up at a game, with your whole job stability being able to change in an instant after a single season,
a singular bad performance or misplay can cause toxicity towards you online and be at scrutiny until you have another decent performance?

id make the argument that having an average stable job is more forgiving and easier than a job as a professional player

people arent crushed by the physical aspect of a job, they are crushed by the mental aspect of a job, whether its working at a construction site, in an office or as a pro player

at the end of the day they arent working to play games, its an entertainment business and they are paid to do everything possible to be the best

realistically mate if the job of being a professional valorant player is so easy then there would be so many people trying to jump for that job, but considering the fact that only 0.000001% of the playerbase is professional, you dont really have a right to speak on how difficult their job is if you could never actually do it yourself

i found the fix for NA teams it just requires 1 simple roster move, the NA teams be struggling right now looking like a 0 team region
but if we get this man in an NA team i think he could be the alfajer of americas https://www.vlr.gg/player/53/babyj

rhymes with retirement

im talking about something, not jingg
jingg is already in my top 5 players and has more than proved himself to everyone

it works mainly because jingg is arguably the number 1 best raze in the world right now and something is a top 3 duelist, maybe even the best considering his stats in the pacific league, though he still needs to prove himself at champs

imo its the best move for navi atm, cned struggling to find impact and looking like one of the worse jetts in vct and ange1, dont even get me started wtf is this guy doing

id like to see an fns outcall the shitfest that is the goat kangkang

it was either this or angering brazilians and im feeling peaceful today

FNATIC
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Paper Rex (something)
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Evil Geniuses
Paper Rex (CGRS)
EDG
NRG
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Liquid
LOUD
DRX
NAVI
T1

you can call this recency bias but i am very hesitant to put LOUD anywhere near the top 5 atm because they completely bombed out during tokyo and it was a disaster class by saadhak and tuyz

personally im thinking russia considering they have probably 3 of the best players on the planet right now (something, chronicle, nats) + a suygetsu and redgar
but usa is also pretty strong because of the amount of star players they have but its difficult to choose between yay, demon1 and SEN zekeen
canada would be decent cuz the team is literally just m80 + a fenis and sen tenz and marved

haodong also owns sadhaak

whoever china's best igl is (idk any other chinese players other than the ones on edg)

tuyz
saadhak
cauanzin maybe

man can copy and paste thats crazyy
try copy and pasting into another grand finals next time brother 🤝🤝🤝

poverty

ofc production bad when all south america teams are out
stay mad brazillions