so he visited japan today and he dressed up like a anime character and got weird looks he thought everyone in japan likes anime and heard some kids saying "Nanda temee" and he think that is a good thing.
he started hitting on the cute girls on the park and their reaction was like "nanda!?" he think this is a good reaction and all the ladies want him
not to mention he was the most handsome specimen one can behold. he was in his late 30's while wearing a fedora and saying these japanese phrases these anime characters keep saying. he is obese but what does that matter
one of the girls probably pulled out her phone and said "moshi moshi? Keisatsu?" Something like that. he bets she was breaking up with her boyfriend. Then all of a sudden... The japanese police arrived
he thought they were corrupt people so he used his inner strength to try and beat the cops. but one guy pulled out a gun and used his 6th sense to dodge the bullet until a buff civilian tackled him down and put him in handcuffs. the police started beating the shit outta him . then he was interrogated at the jail they sent him and his court sentence was 10 years.