If Valorant's players were football

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Noyn

Scream: Cristiano Ronaldo
TenZ: MBappe
Mwzera: Neymar
Cned: Messi
Sick: Lewandowski
Sacy: Iniesta
Shahzam: Guardiola
Saadhak: Xavi
Jamppi: Benzema
Link: Casemiro
Derke: De Bruyne
Dapr: Marquinhos

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cryyBAE

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mwzera = Messi, he is the best

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Noyn

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It may be, but he is at the beginning of his career

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cryyBAE

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Mw have the messi's skills and the mbappe's age, fucking monster

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Noyn

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Mwzera at Gamelanders is the same as Messi at Barcelona in 2021, losing to Havan was like taking 8-2, lmao

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cryyBAE

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Yep, i'm really pissed off with GL rn

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TinglyPiano

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more like shaqiri. Stoke's messi

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Noyn

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Lmao

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ValdemieGC

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cringe

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notAGN

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feel shahzam is more like Sergio Ramos lol

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HaSanity

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Bro neymar is overrated, mwzera is better he should be messi or ronaldo. most consistent player

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Noyn

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Low quality bait

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anothervlruser

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rofl is what he does sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh roll on the floor lying ;)

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TinglyPiano

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neymar unironically is rolling on floor right now, because the wind blows too hard and he wants to get a foul called lmao

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HaSanity

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how many CL has he won after barca? 0. ligue 1 so boring only psg dominate with money. if he was better he would've been transferred back.

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Noyn

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How many CL Barça won after Neymar’s left? 0

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valulrantefanboy

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Most random shit I ever read, nothing related at all

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GetsystheGr8

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Wardell is ronaldo...

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Noyn

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More like Bale

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HaSanity

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Wardell is trash. he just does the screaming thing very cool

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FilthyAnimal

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You mean soccer racista

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kbkdark

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WTF??? hahahahahahahahahahaha it means the same man, Jesus...

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FilthyAnimal

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no racista only fat burger eater call it soccer

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Crazyfire

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WTF

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PG_newt

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i think sinatraa should be ronaldo...
jkjkjk

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kbkdark

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oof, i got it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

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PG_newt

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yeah from like a couple years ago...

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HackNaija

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wheres aubameyang and Partey

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kbkdark

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Arsenal and Atletico de Madrid, respectively

sorry bout the bad joke

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HaSanity

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22 games 0 goals lul

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HackNaija

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cringe measuring CM by G/A. I will debate you

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HaSanity

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mb i dont watch arsenal but they are mid at best

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HaSanity

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literally

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HackNaija

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sadge depresses me being an Arsenal fan

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Noyn

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More like Subroza

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Origin

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why is this a thread

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ThewZ

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Sacy's like a Buffon

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PG_newt

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instead of Lewandowski i think SicK should be Muller cuz he is super versatile