how to find valorant girlfriend

hello friends this thread may sound like bait but I am about 25% serious

I have noticed that in my last 4/5 games that I have played where a girl was on my team, I was either team or match MVP

I don't simp or notice myself trying harder, but I naturally play better with an e-girl on my team

I think that the key to my success in valorant is finding a girl gamer pocket sage to grind ranked with

anyone know where to find one?

I have a nice bussy

there are 3 tactics and i am to egoistic to share them tbh but lets do it.

1. get hard carry
2. NEVER SIMP, if u simp they will ghost you
3. have some charizma like me

ofc u should be minimum immortal

I get random egirls adding me when I play with them, so just be yourself and don’t be weird lol

degenerate

<valorant player
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bro, forget about a succes in this game

Add Teamname LFEGF

Dude, if you meet girls in ur games you are in low ranks, just play dm instead of testing this idiotic theory, it will improve your gameplay way more.

@Bait_Detector

idk what region you're in but in NA unrated is basically Tinder

i used to be my bf's poket sage until i started playing controllers and sentinels :(