I'm writing this message from Riot's Berlin HQ. I infiltrated their lair using a technique I developed through immense training: the vents. I went into the vents and dropped inside the building. Because their only competent observers were busy with the LAN, I was able to walk down into the basement. As expected, the APAC observers missed all the action. I got to the steel door, and used my KA/YO knife to open it. Inside, I found rows and rows of whirring pcs. All equipped with RTX 3091 (Nvidea gives them the new versions). That was the first piece of evidence: why do the players always complain about pcs when RIOT has 50 3091s in the basement? There must be something wrong. I investigated more, and what I found was astounding:
The conspiracy is true. I found it in the directory: C:\Users\John Riot\Downloads\MLP_Hentai_1080p\Top_Secret\new folder\Brazil.txt. That file. It detailed everything that happened, even though it was last modified on 01/12/21 (dd/mm/yy, NA degens). From the Furia timeout, to the Vivo Keyd scam. And, to my surprise, it even had information about Vikings esports. What I'm about to reveal is groundbreaking. I may not be able to make it out of here, but if this message is public I've achieved my goal. Tell my body pillow I loved her. Throw the black sock into the trash can, and burn the dildo. The file said. NO! BRIMSTONE PLEASE, I CAN EXPLAI-
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