The GE 2025 script

GE starts off the year bad, going 0-2 in kick offs
This makes Juv3nile enraged and he takes all the players to the top of the Himalayas to train. There they meet a Yeti saint and attain moksha from him.
When they return, they are a different team, whatever position it is, they win it with inner peace. Nothing stops them anymore. This makes Spin really jealous. So after GE wins Masters Bang-🍆, they conspire against GE and mix laxatives with the GE food a day before the match against GENG. During the match, GE players don't reach on time and Spin and Polvi spread the rumour that GE players are actually doing match fixing with state of the art ai technology.
This gets GE disqualified and they become fishermen.

This is the only way I thought GE could win a trophy. I tried...

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In a world where GE can’t seem to catch a break, the team finds themselves on a 0-3 losing streak, feeling like the unluckiest squad on the planet. In a moment of desperation, their coach, Juv3nile, takes them to the dense Amazon rainforest to train under the mystical Shaman of the Trees. There, the shaman teaches them the sacred art of ‘jungle ball,’ a technique that taps into the primal instincts of their ancestors. They hunt wild boars, outrun jaguars, and play matches against the spirits of the forest until they achieve true synergy. By the time they emerge, they are no longer just players—they are warriors of the game.

When they return, their gameplay is untouchable. Their passes, precise; their shots, impeccable. They breeze through every tournament, winning fans over with their newfound zen energy. Their rivals, however, are not pleased. Spin and Polvi, fueled by envy, concoct a wicked plan. Just before the championship match, they unleash a swarm of mosquitos bred to target GE players specifically, sabotaging them with the world’s most severe itch attack. During the match, the GE players are twitching and scratching, and Spin spreads the word that they’ve been cursed by a rival organization.

The media goes wild, claiming GE is being controlled by ancient voodoo tech. GE gets disqualified for suspicious behavior, and the players, with no other option, retreat to the Andes Mountains, where they start a llama-herding business. They may have lost the match, but at least they’ve found peace—and some very fluffy friends.