said Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
HIK OMEGALUL
Yo mama is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed three episodes
Yo mama so fat she is on the both side of the family
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up
the earth used to be flat. Till they buried ur mama.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama's so fat when god said ''let there be light'' he asked her to move.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so old her bible got jesus autograph.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea