He doesnt qual for lans because riot doesnt let him since hes too fat to fit on a plane without costing them millions
he gotta go back to his enhanced training routine
BREAKING: Natus Vincere "enhanced training" regiment leaked:
8am - Group masturbation
9am - Group masturbation
10am - Group masturbation
11am - Group masturbation
12pm - Group masturbation
1pm - Vod review
2pm - Group masturbation
3pm - Group masturbation
4pm - Group masturbation
5pm - Group masturbation
6pm - Deathmatch
7pm - Scrimmage
8pm - Scrimmage
9pm - Group masturbation
10pm - Review demo
11pm - Solo masturbation