Unbelievable. Just when I thought Paper Rex couldn’t disappoint me more, they go and pull off this masterpiece of failure. From the team that once revolutionized Valorant with their fearless plays and mind-blowing strategies, we now get… this? It’s like they’ve forgotten how to even hold a mouse. I’ve been watching PRX for what feels like a lifetime, through every high and low, but this is a new kind of low. How do you go from being the kings of unpredictability to playing like you’re reading out of a 2019 playbook? Every round was a textbook definition of ‘how not to play Valorant.’ They used to dictate the pace of the game, but now they’re just following the leader, and not even well.
And can we talk about the aim? I mean, were they playing with their monitors off? It’s like they’ve regressed to Bronze 3 aim duels, getting bodied by teams they should be stomping. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed—actually, scratch that, I’m furious. If this is the future of Paper Rex, then I’d rather take a trip back in time to when they actually knew how to play. At this rate, I’m starting to think my faith in this team was a mistake. What’s next, a 0-13? Smh, I can’t even
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