New feature needed( Enigma come )

Enigma, can you implement an algorithm which detects the length of the text posted by a user and if it's more than 75 words you run a random subway surfers clip in the background. This will help majority of users like me to actually read the post/comment.

Thank you

and also bring back gambit / m3c flair pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ong i need me some reddit stories otherwise i aint reading all at

damn bro our dopamine receptors are fried

vouch

This is actually not hard to code at all ngl