CS major

Was tryna watch this CS game because apparently the baby Jesus 'donk' is playing rn and MY GOD this game is UNWATCHABLE!

1. All the agents look the same so unless I look at the player cam I can't tell which one is donk and which one is fkin Zont1x! everything is B&H. Are we in fkin 1980 or what? Also what's with the default crosshair? That fkin crosshair makes headshots look like body shots ffs.
2. Everyone throws their set lineups 5s into the round and that's it, then they just look for fights. No Creativity, No intuitiveness.
3. The arena looks full but there's no difference in noise level during the round and after the round ends. Bunch of r*tards playing the drum and the vuvuzela the whole time and when they see the camera they start acting weirder. Like behave mf!
4. There's definitely something fish going on with the crowd. The noise level doesn't make sense. There are as many chinese ppl in the crowd as there are white people and the game is being hosted in COPENHAGEN, DENMARK. Somethings just don't add up. Tbh I can't rule out the crowd being AI generated and they probably slapped some South Africa_soccer_Worldcup_crowd.mp3 in the background over the broadcast audio.
5. This donk kid is getting bodied by a caucasian FNS rn. I don't even know if watching this shit is worth it.

HOLY SHIT!!! What a waste of time!

can spirit beat EF, i dont think so 🗿

faze playoff form is crazy ngl also saltymcnutty is caucasion fns meant to be karrigan??

oh yeah and about the default crosshair, thats just for the viewer, all the players have diff ones

nice b8

1. It’s cs agent skins exist but they inherently have some advantages on some maps and while they are legal at majors teams kinda have a general GA against them… crosshair wise; there are some pros who use yellow( I also use yellow btw) or like a colour that blends into the map which makes for poor visibility so default is used for broadcast; sometimes mid round or during a clutch it gets turned off and u see the actual players crosshair

2. CS is about perfection and so is valorant… u play your default or run a site exec; val looks different maybe cuz the flashes are different from agent to agent or smokes are purple or brown otherwise still a default…

3. Riot literally nerf crowd audio; not saying there aren’t weird cs fans but in comparison to valorant you won’t see riot put a suspect sign up on the main broadcast… they actively dodge stuff like that… vuvuzelas and drumming is kinda a vitality thing; most teams don’t have fans that push it that far

4. Like i said earlier cs is part of danish culture and travelling across from a different country is not hard so the noise level does checkout

5. It’s CS anything is possible… Karrigan isn’t a bad aimer it’s just as an igl u don’t look at ur crosshair a lot in comparison to donk; Karrigan used to be a main Awper and there’s always 1 or 2 games a tourney where he goes off

When you realize the teamplay is almost minmaxed. If only you knew how much detail there is. Like instawindow on mirage or deep banana smoke from spawn. Everything you can think of they have already tried in thousands of different ways. And they need a lot more teamwork because abilites are limited. PGL audio guy also doing wonders so stop hate.

Considering this guy has a sen flair he might actually mean the brainrot stuff he writes

So I was right about the crowd!

oh u are dumbass or u are just 14 year old kid