ardiis

Why does this man confuse and enrage the average VLRcel?

Cus he gave us a wait time at the water slide

Like imagine subbing to this mf and he only streams TWICE A YEAR

Bro I fooking miss Ardiis stream bro. Like bro if you say you don’t miss bro streaming, I bet you don’t have the chromosomes in your brain bro. You must be braindead bro. Everytime bro is streaming I laugh at every moment bro. 2 hours stream? I laugh for 2 hours bro. 5 hours stream? I laugh for 5 hours bro. Boot he needs to fookus up so all goods bro.

My wife and I have been married for nearly 3 years now, and for these past 3 years we have not made any sort of progress, In fact we have never made love to each other. Not even once. It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s her decision not to. I don’t know the reason why, but she’s always secretive and protective of her own body. I asked her why but she doesn’t answer the question and avoids it all the time, sometimes I ask myself “Am I the problem?” Cuz I have never seen her naked before, it’s like she doesn’t trust me at all, and I’m quite frantic about this marriage’s situation, and we might divorce if this relationship doesn’t change so I had an idea. At night when she got home from shopping I seductively greeted her and carried her on to the bed. “Honey, it’s been 3 years. I think we’re both ready”, she replied with “Ehhh, a-are you sure? I don’t think you’re ready…” , “Oh, I am sure I’m ready.” I replied. She then whispers in my ear and says “Okay then bro, get ready for this bro”. She removes her fake skin, face, and hair completely removing her disguise as a woman revealing her true identity. “A-ardiis!?!?!? What is the meaning of this!?!!”, “Bro, I warned you bro, now let’s get into action, bro” Ardiis replied. He pushes me into the bed, and I wanted to run but his big stomach lay down on me and almost crushed me removing the chances of me escaping (I couldn’t scream because the long keith was in my mouth). All night I suffered the Keith blow and ultimately lost my ability to walk, but the worse of all I will never hear the word bro in a different manner.

bro shut up bro literally nobody likes you bro just log out bro