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How did you lose your virginity? (virgins ignore)

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#1
vollizie

It was on June 16, 2018. I was 18. As celebration for graduating high school, 5 of my buddies and I went on a trip to Chicago. On our way home from the trip, after dropping everyone else off at their homes, it was my high school friend and I in her parents driveway at like 4 AM. Needless to say, I lost my virginity in a damn car of all places. Was awkward af

Alright now share yours or you're a coward

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FireII
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(virgins ignore) means NOBODY is coming to this thread!

#3
Simp4S0m
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It was 2019 I was at a party and these 2 girls approached me. We just talked and went to the bedroom and did the thang (3 of us) One girl wanted to join but the 2 girls felt uncomfortable with another girl so they locked the door. Felt bad for her so I asked her if she still wanna do after I finished with the threesome lol she said of course. it was a wild night for sure. And that girl is now my current girlfriend

#5
YeaUrMum
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Ok what the fuck

#6
ionlyHave1Zuni
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Good guy

#12
vollizie
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I'm going to choose to believe this because that is a wild story

#16
xSaneZ
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you're pretty creative huh

#49
bronzil_enjoyer
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you should become a writer πŸ’―

#4
number1_cned_hater
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I have not lost my virginity cause I never lose

#9
Karmine_Org_WhispeR
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great minds think alike πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

#11
vollizie
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real

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ionlyHave1Zuni
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πŸ—ΏβŒβŒβŒβŒπŸ€«πŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈβ¬…οΈπŸ€πŸ»

#13
vollizie
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You fucked a Moai statue? 🀨

#8
LilRickyy
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This is literally the most "Ive not lost my virginity yet" post you could have made.

#15
vollizie
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Losing your virginity is not exactly a herculean task like people think it is.

#10
AvIsBeastMCxd
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i expected this thread to be empty

#14
Cheasle2
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my ex girlfriend was into me and after weeks of her dropping hints she finally just admitted it (im an idiot) and we hit it off and then did it multiple times a day for like a month. She was insanely clingy and obsessive so i broke up with her but honestly i regret it.

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vollizie
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You're not alone when it comes to missing hints (I'm also an idiot). It kinda hurt my soul a bit when my freshman/sophomore friend (before I moved to a different state) later told me that she had a crush on me in the early high school days. She was extremely shy and anxiety ridden at the time, but she was super nice. Now she is married.

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yukky
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dawg the biggest hint i missed was when a girl telling me to listen to lost in the fire by the weeknd

shit makes me cringe so bad

#24
vollizie
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Alright so I'm listening to this song for the first time. That is not even a hint at that point. She is literally saying she wants to fuck you bro.

#37
yukky
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dawg i know 😭😭

#42
valkin
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batman wouldnt get this shit outta me gang 😭😭😭

#21
Cheasle2
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she literally walked me home multiple times and always asked for sips of my coffee and i still didnt pick up on it πŸ’€

#23
vollizie
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It is so much worse in my case. My (at the time) favorite video game of all time was Sly 2 on the PS2, and the series as a whole means so much to me. She literally made me a Sly Cooper plushy...

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WhoseTao
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bro this one girl would constantly ask me to come to her house so she could braid my hair (had long hair for a while) and she could make some bubble tea and we'd drink together and I completely dismissed it every damn time, partially because at the start I didn't catch on, but by the time I thought something was up, I was already good friends with her ex who had told me he wanted her back

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Shuyaa
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When I was 15 (2018) I started dating the mentally unstable girl. She invited me to go to a karaoke bar with private rooms. It was only one old Korean lady running the place, and so we went into our room and not even 15 mins in we did it on the cheap leather couch that was in the room with music blasting to drown out any noise we might have made. We kept going back to the same place sometimes because both of our places were never free, and we kept our relationship a secret from our parents. We were never caught, and I want to apologize to the old Korean lady that owns the place for violating the sanctity of her karaoke establishment all those years ago. We broke up months after we started dating because she had issues that I did not want to deal with.

#22
vollizie
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Somehow you managed to top #3, but this one actually seems believable. Losing your virginity at 15 is nuts though, I'm kind of jealous. I only lost mine like a month after high school ended for me.

#58
inlucid
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do you think the korean lady knew about the two of you and chose to ignore? or she had no idea?

#20
SanitySP
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my age is 62
i am loveless and alone
an empty bottle of jack daniels sits on my counter
in a stupor, I open vlr.gg
I have never felt love and companionship
i am a virgin

#34
absolutelymassiveJ
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womp womp

#25
_amBrian
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Alright boys i kinda need help with the whole gf thing

I haven't had much of a social circle in college since I don't live in a dorm

#26
j3bx5597
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its literally just a numbers thing. just make as many connections with people as possible. have a personality that is tolerable and pray

#29
WhoseTao
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tbh man, being social is key, but also what matters is the type of person you wanna be social with. Like, if you randomly try to be friends with a person who isn't very social then it wont be reciprocated, maybe theyre academic oriented, so youre gonna wanna use academics as a way to get close first. You gotta know your destination, before you can start your journey yk

#32
LilRickyy
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Get the fuck off VLR you chronic loner πŸ˜‚

#39
_amBrian
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you literally have more posts on here than me

#40
Simp4S0m
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Two losers arguing. Take a break from vlr and go outside

#51
bronzil_enjoyer
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you the real winner πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ

#53
LilRickyy
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11000 posts is crazy bro... I actually feel bad for you

#54
Simp4S0m
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You have 238 posts lol you can’t talk

#52
LilRickyy
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and yet im still not completely alone asking for help on VLR

#28
Kebone
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People on his site have sex?

#33
LilRickyy
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Ofc they dont, Read their stories. It couldnt be any faker 🀣

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j3bx5597
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OMG FAKER MY KING

#55
LilRickyy
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SEN FAKER?

#30
Blaezey
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Man why can’t Madrid start sooner. These posts get worse every day

#31
Jihyeok
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Bro believes there are non virgin VLR users πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ«ΈπŸ«·πŸ™

#35
carnifeXval
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I was a 0/10 beta cuck loser, down in the dumps, everywhere I went I had to wear a paper bag over my head. Women vomited whenever they saw me. That is, until I bought the SENTINELS BUNDLE (for sale in the Valorant e-sports shop for 2340VP)! Thanks to Sentinels, I instantly gained Zellsis's charisma and good looks! I am currently in bed with seven women as we speak! Thank you, SEN bundle!

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unilarity
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literally zellsis on a daily basis lmao

#36
AvgRossiFan
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How long did you date her?

#38
Shawn23
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i was like 15 my moms " friend " brought her daughter over and they spent the night, for somereason she was in my room and things happened, like 4 years later my mom said she was my cousin...........

#44
AdhesiveLizard
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πŸ’€

#45
Tryeue1
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πŸ’€

#43
SAMPV6
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It all started in Valorant during open beta... I was queued up with randoms, one of which was a soft spoken, cute egirl that had locked in Sage. We played some rounds and we were evidently going to lose the match, which caused my other team mates to rage at her in typical gamer fashion.

"Stop it." I said, "do NOT mess with her EVER again".

"What are you, a simp?" he said as his disrespectful friends joined in and trashed talk me and that soft and sweet e-kitten.

"No, I just respect women." I replied. I proceeded to hack into their networks (it took me 3 minutes) dropping all three of them out of the game, leaving just that little goofball and me.

"T-thank you for protecting me", the kitten said. "It's good to know there are still good men out there playing Valorant at 3am".

"Nothing's gonna hurt you, baby" I replied. "As long as you're with me, you'll be just fine".

We shared our discord tags and started chatting. Funny how life works, turns out she lived right across my neighborhood in Honduras and her parents where on a trip, she was scared the e-bullies would come back and called me over. The rest is history.

#47
dual000
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Why are you lying? you are virgin

#48
ASTEROIDCHILD
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in highschool with my gf, her door wouldn't lock and her whole family was home so we moved the entire bookshelf in the way to block it xd

#50
bricky_
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in family reunion

#56
mouth_breather
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how nice of you to let vlr test their creative writing skills!

#57
number1_cned_hater
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I just read these, they sound like fiction stories like wtf

#59
yuriito
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I was 19. I was so nervous and simply couldn't do it, it was horrible. I couldn't believe how incredibly ugly her body was naked. I really never had good sex with her and then we broke up

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yaiima0
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This is a creative writing assignment

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