- FNC -boaster is a glorified TikTok dancer and crumbles under pressure whenever he can’t twerk. He’s pretty much a dephh pro max but on the spectrum.
- BLEED -y0y is rowley from diary of a wimpy kid if he had a milli in the bank. Sscary is the goat can’t diss him. Rest of the players are wimps and y0y is mid
- NRG -well they aren’t bleed but they’re the next worst..! 5 world champs and 0 leaders and worst of all their coach relies on Ethan for map picks 😭😭😭😭😭
- LEV -no leaders, worst IGL in franchising, aspas is the goat but he dgaf, c0m is the best initiator in valorant when cameras are off. Pretty much the flight of valorant.
- FNC -again I forgot that only Alfa has good mental on that team, he carried their comeback vs LOUD while boaster was crying (go watch😂😂😂)
- NAVI -ardiis only shows up for MiBR matches or for hamburgers, shao is a baiter, ange1 is the reverse baiter and a false IGL(w ball knowledge reference) zyppan raze is overrated and he’s useless when not on KAYO. Pretty much, 5 baiters and 3 average/below average aimers plus the only coach worse than Chet