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timeskippers come

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koromast

tell me your secret how do we timeskip until we reach february and kickoff starts because im a bit bored rn, maybe if you tell me after christmas its better tho.

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LyCan52
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Conut
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Come to NZ and take our time machine. This is what I do every time I bet on a game, so that I always know the outcome of the match I can bet on it and make plenty of money!

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koromast
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why would i go to new zelda? idk how to buy tickets to there and what if a malevolous flying giant spider eats me alive in the plane

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Conut
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That's only on Australian flights.

#6
koromast
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you sure?

#8
Conut
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I'm experienced. Trust Me.

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koromast
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by the time i afford to buy a plane ticket i think it will already be february tho

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LyCan52
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 what if a malevolous flying giant spider eats me alive in the plane

only your remaining meat and bones will reach to new Zelda in that case😿

#9
Conut
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WyCan will you come to New Zelda?

#10
LyCan52
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Once I get a job then surely I will 😊👍

#11
Conut
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I will be getting a job very soon, I'm gonna be saving for travelling

#12
LyCan52
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wait didn't you just finished your school today? so you will be going to college now right Wonut chan?

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Conut
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No, education is not my thing really, I don't enjoy and it isn't very good for my mental health.

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LyCan52
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huh you can just do that 💀 ig cultural differences 💀

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Conut
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Do you have to go to college?

#48
Jinxypoo
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love new zelda tbh hate hamilton

#32
ilovefrozencranberries
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Wrong reply oops

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Trexx_Glazer
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So what you do is you hop on a space ship which can fly at speeds close to lightspeed (99.9999% or so) then to time skip to february which is in 2 months you’d have to travel a distance equaling 1/6th of a lightyear (the distance you travel in one year using the speed of light) which comes out to 1.5767*10^12 km.Traviling this distance at the speed of light would feel like an instant to you while in reality you’ve been traveling for 2 months successfully timeskipping you to the start of the 2024 VCT season!

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koromast
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thank you trexx glazer, how much would it cost?

#52
Trexx_Glazer
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hi i’m trexx glazer and i glaze trexx

to answer your question: it would cost a trexxillion dollars so 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ which is just 50 black jack hands in a row!

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koromast
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thats more than 10 dollars, i definitely cant afford it

#49
Poge
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The Temporal Paradox and the Quest for Time Travel

Ah, the age-old conundrum of time travel, a subject that has captivated the human imagination for centuries. While we may not have yet mastered the ability to manipulate time itself, the allure of being able to skip ahead to a specific moment, such as the kickoff of the football season in February, is undeniable.

The Theoretical Framework

Our quest for time travel begins with a thorough understanding of the fundamental principles of physics. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, time is not a fixed entity but rather a dimension intertwined with space. This means that time can be warped and distorted, potentially allowing for the manipulation of temporal events.

One potential method for time travel involves the creation of wormholes, hypothetical tunnels through space-time. These wormholes could theoretically connect two distant points in the universe, enabling us to travel through time by traversing through these shortcuts. However, the feasibility of wormholes remains a subject of intense debate among physicists.

Another intriguing possibility involves the manipulation of the fabric of spacetime using exotic matter, such as negative mass or energy. Such matter could potentially create gravitational anomalies that could bend time, allowing us to travel through it. While the existence of exotic matter remains speculative, its hypothetical properties hold immense promise for time travel.

The Practical Challenges

Despite the tantalizing theoretical possibilities, achieving time travel in practice faces numerous formidable challenges. One of the primary obstacles is the immense energy required to manipulate spacetime. Even the most sophisticated technologies we possess today pale in comparison to the energy demands of time travel.

Another critical challenge lies in the preservation of causality, the fundamental principle that ensures events unfold in a consistent and predictable manner. Tampering with the flow of time could potentially lead to paradoxical situations, such as creating a self-fulfilling prophecy or erasing one's own existence.

The Ethical Dilemmas

The implications of time travel extend beyond the scientific realm and delve into the realm of ethics and morality. The ability to alter the past could have profound consequences, potentially disrupting the evolution of human society and rewriting the course of history.

Moreover, the potential for misuse of time travel raises serious concerns about power and control. Who would have the authority to manipulate the flow of time, and what safeguards would prevent abuse of this power?

The Imminent Christmas and the Delay of Our Time-Skipping Endeavors

As we approach the festive season of Christmas, it is worth considering the potential impact of temporal displacement on this cherished tradition. Would Christmas still hold its special significance if we could simply skip ahead to the day of gift-giving? Or would the anticipation and buildup of the holiday season be lost in the absence of a well-defined progression of time?

Therefore, while we may not be able to immediately fulfill your request to timeskip to February, the upcoming Christmas season provides an opportunity to reflect on the value of time and the importance of savoring each moment, even the seemingly mundane ones. Perhaps the true essence of time travel lies not in physically traversing through time but rather in appreciating the passage of time and the rich experiences it brings.

In the meantime, we can continue to explore the theoretical and practical aspects of time travel, striving to unravel the mysteries of spacetime and perhaps one day achieve the ability to transcend the limitations of our own existence.

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danii1
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If now isn't the time to say allat then I don't know when it is.

allat

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