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here's a light hearted one of mine:

I told the lactose intolerant guy he lived in the Milky Way. He replied, "No wonder I feel like a gas giant!"

Your Mom that's it!!

Navi

So there's this guy, he go to this store everyday without buying anything. He doesn't even like the foods there. But why he go everyday? it's because he actually works there XDDD

NA

n0vi

what do you call an arab in a wheelchair?

As a joke I submit myself

client: how much does a roof cost?

why did the chimkin cross the road?

Today I went to lose my virginity. The moment I lowered my pants she saw that my instrument was very small, I was very ashamed. However, she told me that everything was fine, because small indeed was NAVI. At that moment I realized that she was the love of my life.

what do you call a brand new lawnmower

cutting edge 😄

Me, at an art museum: "This piece is so lifelike!"

Curator: "Sir, that's a mirror."

Me: "Ah, a self-portrait. Modern art is so fascinating."

Curator: "Indeed, sir. It's part of our interactive exhibit."

Me: "So the image changes every time someone else looks into it?"

Curator: "Exactly! Each person becomes the artist and the subject simultaneously. It's a reflection of our ever-evolving identities in this fast-paced world."

Me, squinting: "I didn't know I had so much depth."

Curator, chuckling: "Art has a way of revealing our hidden layers."

Me: "And apparently my hidden wrinkles too."

Curator: "Ah, those are just brush strokes of wisdom."