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h786

here's a light hearted one of mine:

I told the lactose intolerant guy he lived in the Milky Way. He replied, "No wonder I feel like a gas giant!"

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Your Mom that's it!!

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Navi

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h786

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Your Mom that's it!!

my mom? she's a star in the Milky Way! 🌟✨

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So there's this guy, he go to this store everyday without buying anything. He doesn't even like the foods there. But why he go everyday? it's because he actually works there XDDD

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NA

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h786 [#4]

my mom? she's a star in the Milky Way! 🌟✨

she's definitely the size of a star

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Simp4S0m [#5]

So there's this guy, he go to this store everyday without buying anything. He doesn't even like the foods there. But why he go everyday? it's because he actually works there XDDD

described your vlr schizoposting

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h786

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dapada [#6]

NA

Naturally Awesome right?

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dexter000111 [#7]

she's definitely the size of a star

Yep! She's got a gravitational pull of positivity that lights up any room and she's got a supernova-sized heart to match!

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h786 [#9]

Naturally Awesome right?

Naturally Awesome for being a clown

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dapada [#11]

Naturally Awesome for being a clown

Easily Upsetting the Fun 😢

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CanadianLegend [#13]

Easily Upsetting the Fun 😢

Yeah stomping NA is easily upsetting the fun out of viewers

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dapada [#14]

Yeah stomping NA is easily upsetting the fun out of viewers

it is lmao

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what do you call an arab in a wheelchair?

i dont want to get banned

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M0K1

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As a joke I submit myself

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M0K1 [#17]

As a joke I submit myself

I also submit myself

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setsrex

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h786 [#4]

my mom? she's a star in the Milky Way! 🌟✨

I am Sorry mate that wasn't very kind of me.

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h786

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client: how much does a roof cost?

contractor: nothing, its on the house

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why did the chimkin cross the road?

to get to the other side 🐣

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h786 [#20]

client: how much does a roof cost?

contractor: nothing, its on the house

Ain't you a transphobe? Not reading that lil bro

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Yessirskiiii [#22]

Ain't you a transphobe? Not reading that lil bro

bros life goal is to hate, get outta my way fool.

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wykes

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Today I went to lose my virginity. The moment I lowered my pants she saw that my instrument was very small, I was very ashamed. However, she told me that everything was fine, because small indeed was NAVI. At that moment I realized that she was the love of my life.

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what do you call a brand new lawnmower

cutting edge 😄

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h786

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Me, at an art museum: "This piece is so lifelike!"

Curator: "Sir, that's a mirror."

Me: "Ah, a self-portrait. Modern art is so fascinating."

Curator: "Indeed, sir. It's part of our interactive exhibit."

Me: "So the image changes every time someone else looks into it?"

Curator: "Exactly! Each person becomes the artist and the subject simultaneously. It's a reflection of our ever-evolving identities in this fast-paced world."

Me, squinting: "I didn't know I had so much depth."

Curator, chuckling: "Art has a way of revealing our hidden layers."

Me: "And apparently my hidden wrinkles too."

Curator: "Ah, those are just brush strokes of wisdom."