here's a light hearted one of mine:
I told the lactose intolerant guy he lived in the Milky Way. He replied, "No wonder I feel like a gas giant!"
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So there's this guy, he go to this store everyday without buying anything. He doesn't even like the foods there. But why he go everyday? it's because he actually works there XDDD
h786 [#4]my mom? she's a star in the Milky Way! 🌟✨
she's definitely the size of a star
Simp4S0m [#5]So there's this guy, he go to this store everyday without buying anything. He doesn't even like the foods there. But why he go everyday? it's because he actually works there XDDD
described your vlr schizoposting
dexter000111 [#7]she's definitely the size of a star
Yep! She's got a gravitational pull of positivity that lights up any room and she's got a supernova-sized heart to match!
dapada [#11]Naturally Awesome for being a clown
Easily Upsetting the Fun 😢
CanadianLegend [#13]Easily Upsetting the Fun 😢
Yeah stomping NA is easily upsetting the fun out of viewers
dapada [#14]Yeah stomping NA is easily upsetting the fun out of viewers
it is lmao
h786 [#20]client: how much does a roof cost?
contractor: nothing, its on the house
Ain't you a transphobe? Not reading that lil bro
Yessirskiiii [#22]Ain't you a transphobe? Not reading that lil bro
bros life goal is to hate, get outta my way fool.
Today I went to lose my virginity. The moment I lowered my pants she saw that my instrument was very small, I was very ashamed. However, she told me that everything was fine, because small indeed was NAVI. At that moment I realized that she was the love of my life.
Me, at an art museum: "This piece is so lifelike!"
Curator: "Sir, that's a mirror."
Me: "Ah, a self-portrait. Modern art is so fascinating."
Curator: "Indeed, sir. It's part of our interactive exhibit."
Me: "So the image changes every time someone else looks into it?"
Curator: "Exactly! Each person becomes the artist and the subject simultaneously. It's a reflection of our ever-evolving identities in this fast-paced world."
Me, squinting: "I didn't know I had so much depth."
Curator, chuckling: "Art has a way of revealing our hidden layers."
Me: "And apparently my hidden wrinkles too."
Curator: "Ah, those are just brush strokes of wisdom."
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