Due to reading daily posts by the following users :
alecksdesk
Trialrunner
Moatz
gamr/bayarea
qwerty
babysasuke
I have developed the ability to communicate with Monkeys! After extensive interactions with various Monkeys from the jungle i can report that they appear to have a strong love for Burgers, combat sticks and getting fat. Futhermore when presented with the VLR Forum multiple specimen have discharged fecal matter onto the Keyboard and pressed send afterwards for many hours on repeat.
Truly remarkable findings.
EDIT: Every Post dominated by these individuals. Even this one. I feel like i am in the jungle again