I have recieved inside information on Cloud 9 !!!

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Congo1

My sources say the reason why C9 lost their series against Leviatan and therefore arent attending Champs LA is because the player Jake's girlfriend insisted not to be forced into close proximity with a large amount of "third world foreigners" from all continents. She warned the team of the varying kinds of exotic deadly sicknesses they would "get in contact with from the Asian visitors" and the "stealing habits of the eastern Europeans".

Additionally it appears that mCe's earlier comments towards the team Giants was motivated by his distaste for Spain as he considers its citizens to be lazy and rude.

Shocking revelations on VLR News Network. Stay tuned for further updates.

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shrubonfire

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💀💀💀

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deluxton

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Allat + not funny

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flea

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Facts, gay people just ain't it when it comes to making jokes.

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🤡🤡🤡

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flea

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7k posts in less than a year, can't imagine how fragile and pathetic you'd be irl.

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Yessirskiiii

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Amount of posts are kinda irrelevant since i usually post @work or when watching events. I clear you with ease irl lil fella

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own that fruad

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Yessirskiiii

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Talking shit on the internet is hilarious to me. That dude would shit his pants irl

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RealDeal

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😂😂😂 NA speciality

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Congo1

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Yeah man you're the Real deal!

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RealDeal

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🗿🗿

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?

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Congo1

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What? i said youre a good fighter?

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flea

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"Shit his pants irl" ain't that something. You tough? I'll pay your flight to come to Houston rn and set up the place.

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Yessirskiiii

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Just give it up lil bro. 2 years of kickboxing + 6'3 215 w/o shoes. You literally would not stand a chance lil fella

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flea

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You're Finnish lil bro, 6'3 is a reach. Even if what you're saying is true, I ain't backing up all shit with 2'' difference. 6'3 my ass been wrestling since highschool 2 inches difference doesn't matter on the ground.

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im gay and im the funniest ppl on earth nt lil bro

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Congo1

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At least you try :)

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?? hanafemboy owns yo ass fam

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Congo1

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:(

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flea

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Bet you are.

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gay people are exponentially funnier than you

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flea

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Each to their own. But you gotta admit this mf can't make jokes.

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azureblade101

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yea this guy wrote a whole essay for a joke, too much honestly

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Congo1

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TIktok brain cant read 3 sentences.....

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that was 5 sentences

classic shitmea brainrot