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Noted, but I'm obliged to inform you that neither I nor my colleagues here have ever met you before.
You are therefore requested to answer a short questionnaire, in which you will immediately and truthfully state your identity, i.e. your name, date of birth and place of birth.
Are you here with the sole aim of provoking a grin from your interlocutors?
You've been here for a few seconds, but your presence is causing a general feeling of unease, so you're encouraged to take this step out the door.
Voluptuousness over your offspring, that said.