Oh hey hi! Let's talk about the phrase "If I speak...."
Did you know? This is a passive aggressive statement and should never be used unless you want to tell everyone that you're a pussy? This is a statement used when you are too scared to speak. But by saying "If I speak...." you have already spoken and you might as well say what you want to say!
Dumdums: But that's the point ><
Yeah yeah, but you still have spoken so you already basically said half of it, and YOU ARE STILL IN TROUBLE! Why say "If I speak..." when you are already speaking and just not speaking the shit you want to say and basically just speaking that you are speaking and if you are speaking might as well go for it! Wtf are you scared for?? You know I coulda saved time writing this post if I just said "If I speak about if I speak..." but I didn't do that. Why? BECAUSE I AIN'T NO BTCH! I WANT TO SHOW THE VLR WORLD HOW MUCH OF A CHAD I AM!