Are you not ashamed of your life? You go around spending your day pretending to be a member of another region and shitting on it while you are probably finding yourself hilarious and licking your fingers while shoving burgers down your mouth and looking like a discord mod.
I know even right now you are just probably stuffing your face thinking that you are a comedian but I hope someone is able to help you and rehabilitate you and make you happy once again.
Let this not distract you from the facts :
EMEA is a 1 team region and Boaster had to assemble the avengers from Turkey and Russia to make himself look half decent. We have always boasted about being good at FPS because of Russians and a washed game of CS, but once a superior FPS game called Valorant is released, we have been exposed as frauds. As an honest European with a spine (not an outsourced dickriding and fake flagging Patel from Mumbai), I feel it is my duty to highlight these facts so we can work on them. Remember folks, blind patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel, and I refuse to be one.
Lastly, Americans and Brazillians are EU's daddies.
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