Alright, bring it on boys, why did DSG fail? Craziest conspiracy theory gets my respect.
mY tHEORY IS TGHAT EACH MEMBER OF dsg WAS TAMPERED WITH IN SOME WAY! i'LL EXPLAIN!
fIRST, sOMEONE (fENIS) BUSTED A FAT ONE INTO yAYSTERS pc BEFORE THE MATCH CAUSING INPUT DELAY AND MAKING IT SO THAT HE COULD NOT HIT THOSE SMOOTH oNE-tAPS!
tHEN, eXALT WAS KIDNAPPED BY NONE OTHER THAN aUBREY 'DRAKE' dRAKE gRAHAM AND WAS FORCED TO LISTEN TO tOOSIE sLIDE FOR THE DURATION OF THE MATCH, CAUSING HIS EARS TO BLEED AND HIS PERFORMANCE TO DROP!
aFTER tHAT, CLEAR HAD TO TAKE A SHIT AFTER EATING TOO MUCH TACO BELL THE OTHER NIGHT AND BALLA WAS FORCED TO TAKE HIS PLACE IN THE MATCH! COMPLETELY UNNACCEPTABLE!
nEXT, a WITCH CURSED gENGHSTAS FINGERS TO PLAY ON 69X THEIR NORMAL SENS CAUSING HIM TO WHIFF EVERY SHOT!
aND fINALLY, nERVE WAS FEELING REALLY SAD CUZ HIS GIRL kILLJOY DUMPED HIM SO HE DECIDED TO START CRYPTO THROWING IN ORDER TO TRY AND GET HER BACK!
tHIS IS MY THEORY ON WHY dsg LOST!