Turkey is trash.

!?!?!?!?! I think even Thanksgiving is better without turkey. Turkey just has a bad texture and feels like you're eating rubber. And even with gravy. It's just a b tier meat.

it's nice the first day but after that you don't ever want to eat it again due to fatigue

I have always been an FPX, SMB, GUILD, BDS fan. And I will always support those 4 teams. Those are my current favorites. When the SMB team was formed of Paura, Russ, and Izzy. I literally hard fanboyed them immediately. But I have FPX copium in my veins.

Wdym I'm baiting. This is legit.

And potatoes

I still think it's subpar compared to chicken. The amount of work you have to make good turkey is so much less than chicken. And you could make better chicken at that price point.

And marinating is makes it so that you can't create gravy from the turkey and storebought gravy. For me at least. I find it disgusting.

How does a fucking bird win Berlin- ah this wasn't a cooking forum. Sorry about this post. Don't mind it.

Ur trash bro. Git gud.

Turkey is disgusting. Why do you disagree with me. I feel like everyone has a twisted mind about Turkey when literally it costs so much. Tastes like shit half the time. Is dry if you don't marinate to make a good gravy. And is too salty if you brine it.

It's a b tier meat.

True I probably should.

It's just simply facts. What's there to laugh about.

Goat? interesting. I have never tried that. That'll be something to try this thanksgiving.