I fucked the egg mans mother.
I AM THE EGG MAN'S FATHER!
I LEFT THE EGG MAN WHEN HE WAS 7.
THE EGG MAN IS A SUBBY WUBBY BECAUS OF HIS LACK OF A FATHER ROLE.
I FUCKED THE EGG MAN'S DOMMY MOMMY GF.
THE EGG MAN THEN KILLED HIMSELF.
I KILLED THE EGG MAN.