The stars are right... Pheonix has been buffed and this symbolizes a change in the force... Shroud has risen out of the abyss of retirement... Shroud is awake... he has peeped his indescribably and profoundly evil head out of the gulf leading to hell, slowly he turns to look at the garish moon in the sky... there is now a sense of evil expectancy in the air... Shroud seems to be waiting...
Meanwhile, the Pheonix is on the brink of death amidst the jeering and mocking and prancing of haters that are dancing monstrously around it to commence the march of death for our Pheonix we love so much... after a wild and bizarre dance and cursing and chanting all the neckbeards immediately assume silence as if in a deep sleep... TenZ's TenZ Special Superlight in the hand of TenZ, who is stock-still kissing the American soil, beeping incessantly is the only sound disallowing the entry of silence... when all of a sudden one of the neckbeards, the fattest and most extravagantly dressed one, V1 ZOMBS, takes a step back with a shriek. He leers affrightedly at the mouse which seems to be beeping faster than before almost as if excited. This draws everyone's attention as all the bleary-eyed corpulent cohort almost simultaneously jolt awake and turn to look down at the thumping mouse. Beepbeepbeebeebe- before it could reach its climax Zellesis drops out of the sky in the middle of the pentagram and furiously starts twerking almost immediately afterward, the surprise doesn't last for long as the corpulent masses rush towards him to no avail- for the speed of his twerking caused a blast of air to materialize and resist their advance... unperturbed, zellesis slowly raises his buttocks towards the moon which seems to be flickering, and the corpulent masses plod towards him in slow motion as if bulling through a harsh blizzard
BAM! The moon vanishes out of existence and Shroud howls earth-rattlingly his announcement of RETURNING AND ZELLESIS STARTS TWERKING FASTER IT RIPS OPEN A PORTAL IN THE SKY OUT OF WHICH SHROUD DARTS OUT AND ACCIDENTALLY LANDS SQUARE ON TENZ SHATTERING HIS GAMING SPINE WITH A HIDEOUS CRACK BUT THERES NO TIME TO WASTE AS ZELLESIS STOPS HIS ULTIMATE AND PROPS THE RUDELY AWAKENED AND SOBBING TENZ TO FEET AND HELPS HIM IN DOING THE FUSION DANCE FUS RO DAH WHAM BAM A BLINDING LIGHT ENGULFS EVERYONE
As the vision settles in... everyone, especially zombs, oogles at an ontologically superior being... MIKE TYSON!!!! WEARING FOUR GLASSES FOUR HANDS FOUR LEGS FATTER THAN EVERYBODY EVIDENTLY FUSION DANCE WAS BOTCHED BUT THE POWER COMING FROM HIM IS UNMISTAKEABLY INFINITE!!! ITS OVER
THIS IS WHAT I SAW IN MY VISION WHY SO QUIET SENTINELS HATERS!!! LCQ AND CHAMPIONS AND ALL FUTURE TOURNEY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY IS OURS FOR THE TAKING! GET YOUR SENTINELS FLAIR NOWWWW OR REGRET BEING AN EVERLASTING LOSER!!!
RISE MY FELLOW SEN FANS, DROP THE COPIUM, THROW THE COPIUM TANK DOWN THE RIVER AND OCEAN FOR OUR ENEMIES OTHER TEAM FANS SHALL NEED THEM IN THEIR DAILY DRINK
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