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** BREAKING NEWS ** Astralis to enter Valorant!

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Hasbulla

Astralis is rumoured to be looking to enter Valorant after a deleted tweet on Hasbulla's twitter account included an image of the starting 5 lineup.
From the image we can see that the starting 5 seems to be a Muslim all-star team;

  • Hasbulla (Duelist)
  • Khabib Nurmagomedov (IGL)
  • Zinedine Zidane (2nd Duelist)
  • Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Smokes)
  • Karim Benzema (Flex)
#2
Hasbulla
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Thoughts?

#3
OzyMeister
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Hasbulla [#2]

Thoughts?

cringed

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CRISTIANO_THE_GOAT_SUIIII
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Where is the goat?

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kocunar
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CRISTIANO_THE_GOAT_SUIIII [#4]

Where is the goat?

Muhammad?

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Hasbulla
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CRISTIANO_THE_GOAT_SUIIII [#4]

Where is the goat?

CRISTIANO is rumoured to be interested as an investor.

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OzyMeister [#3]

cringed

Scared that your favourite team has no chance?

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i_come_from_hltv
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Can khabib nurmagedov carry me to radiant

#9
sasuke777lover
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annoying

#10
Giannero
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Zidane as 2nd duelist made me laugh, I will never forget that headbutt

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Hasbulla
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Giannero [#10]

Zidane as 2nd duelist made me laugh, I will never forget that headbutt

Lool

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Hasbulla
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i_come_from_hltv [#8]

Can khabib nurmagedov carry me to radiant

Khabib is currently busy wrestling a bear, please get back to him in 3-5 gaming days

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sasuke777lover [#9]

annoying

How so?

#14
SKara
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Great team but you still need a great coach, ahem ahem I can teach you how to have wallhacks.exe 🤫

#15
Hasbulla
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SKara [#14]

Great team but you still need a great coach, ahem ahem I can teach you how to have wallhacks.exe 🤫

Now tell me why would a team as great as this need wallhacks

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OzyMeister
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Hasbulla [#7]

Scared that your favourite team has no chance?

0/8 nt

#17
Hasbulla
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OzyMeister [#16]

0/8 nt

Brother is rating baits on April Fools

#18
archetype
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zidane the new sacy

#19
ciro
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just need the enemy team to insult zidanes sister and they are for

#20
Hasbulla
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archetype [#18]

zidane the new sacy

he got the bald buff

#21
_necromancer_
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Where is Cristo Ronaldo, suuii

#22
Hasbulla
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_necromancer_ [#21]

Where is Cristo Ronaldo, suuii

Who? I only know Benzema, Ribery, Zidane, Pogba, Mo Salah

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