post sentinels based copy pastas

want to laugh more at this useless team. (ran out of copium)

Backs against the wall, everything to play for, its all or nothing now. Even the Sentinels fan are starting to doubt. This is the environment where Sentinels thrive.

This team have the greatest set of raw aimers in NA, perhaps even the world. Shazaam is genius IGL who knows how to keep his team calm when the going gets tough. TenZ is just the best raw aimer in NA, I don't think there is much doubt about that. SicK is one of the best flex players in NA. Zombs will pull out a clutch out of nowhere. I mean, who else can make team triple peak and use utility in a 5vs1?

Now this team must pass through the gauntlet of legends: V1, C9 and one of Optic/Guard. They will make the so called "analysts" who put these teams above Sentinels look like fools. This run will truly go down in the history of Valorant and we will be looking back to this day even in 2030.

So I ask you, can you bet against Sentinels?

Somewhere near LA, Tarik speeds by on a motorcycle. In front of him speeds a black sedan, with a passenger spewing stinger bullets out the window Suddenly Wyatt updrafts into the air, pops his jett knive, and blows out the back tires. The car careens into the guard rail, all passengers motionless. Wyatt calmly walks toward the car, pops the trunk, and retrieves a small metal box. He dials a cellphone “Kyedae, I have Tenz’s optimal mouse and mouse pad, im on the way, the SEN game is soon.