The scariest wild creature in your country?

Brazil:

1. Aranha Armadeira (Phoneutria Fera): A spider that is the size of an big baby human hand, it is extremely aggressive and has no fear of humans, if you enter its territory and it raises its hind legs, RUN AND RUN A LOT, because it will run at you to attack you. She can jump up to 40cm off the ground and she is VERY fast. The venom from her bite directly attacks the heart, and she can give you the most painful and longest erection you will ever experience in your life, and chances are it will be your last, because if you don't die, you may never have another erection, because her venom gives permanent damage to the blood vessels of the penis.

Funfact: Her venom is being studied to create treatments against erectile dysfunction.

A picture of what this spider looks like: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-AWKc-o8MTG_YWJrqCmRxh5j7cpZQPkVWmQ&usqp=CAU

2. Chupa-cu de Kyiv (mamãefalei)

I would say a bear, but you know that in Russia they are all domestic :D

We don't have a lot of animals in Sukon

Holy power of cow! That sonatra guy changed flag to India and said cow here and got banned or something. He has 0 posts

https://www.vlr.gg/user/sonatra

Kenpi [#3]

I would say a bear, but you know that in Russia they are all domestic :D

how about babayaga ;)

ShadowIsBAD for sure, lurks in vlr forums and can cause you brain damage

yes

drugsellernearyou [#6]

how about babayaga ;)

Oh, it's true, the scariest

the 6 ft tall bat

373washoooi [#10]

the 6 ft tall bat

optimum prides are often overlooked

Kenpi [#3]

I would say a bear, but you know that in Russia they are all domestic :D

Yes, I saw a picture of the day Bolsonaro visited Russia where he went for a bear ride with Putin

chavs

drugsellernearyou [#6]

how about babayaga ;)

Babayaga also exists in Brazil, but the name given to her here is Caipora and the difference is that if you don't give her a packet of tobacco she will beat you to death

Probably the brown bear but turko’s headshots are close

arecyc [#13]

chavs

XD

gtngodyorukingdestruction [#14]

Babayaga also exists in Brazil, but the name given to her here is Caipora and the difference is that if you don't give her a packet of tobacco she will beat you to death

that sounds like a good day in frankfurt germany

Bo0mShell [#5]

Holy power of cow! That sonatra guy changed flag to India and said cow here and got banned or something. He has 0 posts

https://www.vlr.gg/user/sonatra

im happy lol that guy was annoying af

fictional [#8]

yes

Yes

6vine [#4]

We don't have a lot of animals in Sukon

nt tho noone fell for it

Bo0mShell [#5]

Holy power of cow! That sonatra guy changed flag to India and said cow here and got banned or something. He has 0 posts

https://www.vlr.gg/user/sonatra

yes gud that guy deserved it no cah

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk chupa cu de kiev é foda

100% ur mom was definetly an extremely wild creature

Bengal Tiger

Turks xaxaxaxax

Modi - Mere pyare deshvasiyom still haunts me

Woman

moose. those things will fuck you up

Jexhos [#28]

Woman

average vlr user take

water and sand

where do I even start...