MY GOAT WILL WIN A TROPHY ONE DAY (primmie)

STATS

primmie https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/666mirp%23kill/overview?playlist=competitive&platform=pc&season=4c4b8cff-43eb-13d3-8f14-96b783c90cd2
kaajak https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/FNATIC%23mommy/overview?playlist=competitive&platform=pc&season=4c4b8cff-43eb-13d3-8f14-96b783c90cd2
aspas https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/MIBR%20aspas%23na%D1%85y/overview?platform=pc&playlist=competitive&season=4c4b8cff-43eb-13d3-8f14-96b783c90cd2

DEATHMATCH STATS
primmie - 57.1% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
kaajak - stats are available but don't support my narrative
aspas - played 3 games so his stats are infalted

RANKED STATS
primmie - 78.6% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 56.4% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
aspas - 50% winrate (MVP of 0% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane primmie is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is DEADLOCK. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a yoru abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with DEADLOCK.

heat? not good with DEADLOCK
aspas? not good with DEADLOCK
xand? not good with DEADLOCK
tenz? not good with DEADLOCK
cned? not good with DEADLOCK
scream? not good with DEADLOCK
d3ffo? not good with DEADLOCK
derke? not good with DEADLOCK

all these players have ZERO games on deadlock

Meanwhile primmie: 343 rounds, 1.17 rating (VLR 2.0), 227.8643 ACS, and a 1.2956413 Kill : Death Ratio. If you tell aspas or kaajak to play deadlock do you think they would do it? Of course not.

That's why I think he is undoubtedly the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf yoru and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like kaajak and aspas again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined TLN he was forced to play a different role because thyy is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even ANGE1 managed to get 500 acs with it https://www.vlr.gg/79077/fnatic-vs-funplus-phoenix-champions-tour-stage-1-emea-challengers-ubf/?game=75797&tab=overview

At first I thought him being unemployed was a matter of time.

The job market is bad right now they said

How can he expect to get a job when he doesn't even have a degree I heard

new copypasta dropped

Saadhak > Primmie on Deadlock and it's not debatable

If RIOT by any means decides to nerf yoru and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like kaajak and aspas again :>

deranged

Aspas 50% winrate AHHAAHHAHAH. Is this yall goat??

such a copypasta

adding it to the copypasta database

Primmie clears at every stats possible and somehow when we talk about the goat he is the forgotten one.

same guy that single-handedly prevented his team from going to champs by going 9/19 on sage btw 🥀

how will a cow win a trophy?? prim m00 🐮🐮 haha get it??

ahahaha “stats are available but don’t support my narrative” is the best line in the whole thing

Kinda insane that Kaajak and Aspas both have about the same winrate (66.2% vs 66.7%) on Deathmatch meanwhile Primmie is stuck 57% 😂😂😂

You can never be trembo

copypasted so hard bro forgot to change cned to kaajak

Bro forgot to follow up with ranked VODS of Primmie L