Thinks he can beat an orangutang with a sword with his hands
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Okay hear me out.
Orangutans are strong AF, but they're also super immobile on the ground, they're not like a gorilla or a chimp. If he had a sword AND a shield, I can see him taking that dub. You just have to force the orangutan to come to you and take stabs. If it was in a rainforest, you're cooked. You're getting swanton bombed like the orangutan was prime Jeff Hardy.
reremus [#3]Okay hear me out.
Orangutans are strong AF, but they're also super immobile on the ground, they're not like a gorilla or a chimp. If he had a sword AND a shield, I can see him taking that dub. You just have to force the orangutan to come to you and take stabs. If it was in a rainforest, you're cooked. You're getting swanton bombed like the orangutan was prime Jeff Hardy.
Why would an orangutan attack me for no reason if i don't taunt it, They are known chill mfs and they said we would be in an arena so I'm winning it If i get the sword
n1cf [#4]Why would an orangutan attack me for no reason if i don't taunt it, They are known chill mfs and they said we would be in an arena so I'm winning it If i get the sword
Nahhhh, just a sword is not enough. You literally have to be perfect; one wrong move and you're done. A shield gives you some room for mistakes.
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